Okay then, here's some pictures of me with some mates of mine.... oh and my boyfriend... :-) Hello darling!

This is me and my boyfriend Mark... at MardiGras 2000 in Finsbury Park, London. I don't think I'll wear that particular kilt again, as I look a right state... still, for most of the time I was so twatted that I didn't care anyway... hurrah!

This is Lynette. I had to help her get this outfit on... it was hours of fun, I can tell you :-) I may be gay, but , well, I can appreciate an impressive set of boobs as well as the next man... I reckon she's the long lost fourth member of TLC in this getup.... I can assure you, she don't want no scrubs...

This is me and my mate Jaqui. She's from South Africa and is cool :-) We were at the Notting Hill Carnival '99 when this was taken and I think we were a bit trollied...

This is me at the Stag night of a very good friend of mine Mike, who was about to get married to another best friend of mine Jane. That's Simon on my shoulder, and you can just see Mark grinning in the background...We went out in Manchester and had a laugh (and got very pissed).

This is the wedding...from left: Mike (Groom), Me (Best man), Simon, and Richard (Jane's brother). I nearly wore my kilt to the evening do, but Jane made me wear my suit all evening. I'd have only had old ladies after me all night if I had worn it I suppose...