Life in the NAM
Life in the New Amish Militia must be very
dedicated to a set compendium of guidlines allocated directly to the effect
of overthrowing the government and presenting the posistion of Lords and
Emporers of the United States of New Assyria to a small troop of randomly
picked girl scouts.
The future Lords and Emporers must be randomly
picked from all girl scouts that meet the following criteria:
Must have a willing to rule the world.
Must uphold duties as ruler of the world.
Must be presently be between the ages of 14
- 20
Must be descended from a pure line of girl
scouts.
Must be born from a virgin cow on Yam Kippur.
Must be able to write fluent Hebrew while incapacitated.
Must be void of hair and sweat glands.
Must have never seen a picture of pork.
A NAM member must also follow through with
the plan of overthrowing this tyranical empire we create, restoring all
to it's original place, only to procede with the next antiestablishmentarianic
procession.
Terminology
There is a set way of speaking in the NAM.
For every word incorrectly spoken we are
forced to hand feed you pencil lead until 3:00AM
k-rad: pronounced kay'-rad'. k-rad is
k-rad damnit
homie: p. ho' mee. a fellow member of
the NAM
sucka: p. suh' ka. The swine of the
earth. It is the life long goal of the New Amish Militia to stick it to
suckas in every whim.
ho: p. ho'. a female member of the NAM.
biotch: p. bee' otch. an aprentice sucka.
G: p. gee'. an ally to the NAM.
own: p. own'. To posses complete oblivial
cotrol over someone/thing.
-zorin: p. zohrin. a suffix used to
replace the -ing in the English language. used on words that begin with
a consonant.
-zjin: p. zjihn'. same as -zorin but
used on words that begin with a vowel.
J-o0: p. you'. It means you.
187: p. wun' ahyt' seh'ven. to stick
it to a sucka.
she
is not actually a girl scout
he
is not even a girl
she
is just a virgin cow
Insuficient requisites completed.
more to come all over you
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