This is Ethel, she will be your Sucka Ownzjing Consultant.
TROUBLESHOOTING
Step 1: Identifying the problem.
Did you properly identify the sucka? i.e. ----
An example of someone who is not a sucka: -----
Step 2
Having made sure that it is truly a sucka and not John Shaft one should utilize an "ownzjin" utensil examples are provided:
1.
REAL Amish use sporks.
2.
>spatula
Spatula [SPACH-oo-luh] A flattish, rather narrow ownzjing utensil that comes in a variety of shapes and sizes. Depending on the material from which it's made (which includes wood, metal, rubber and plastic), spatulas can be used for a plethora of ownzjing tasks. Rigid wood spatulas are good for bludgeoning and bashing suckas, whereas softer plastic or rubber spatulas are better for stirring suckas in a curved bowl and folding suckas together. Flexible metal spatulas both long and short are perfect for spreading suckas on cakes.
3.
Congress gotz da skeelz...word.
Step 3
You must interpret this picture correctly to achieve the proper level of mental aptitude to stick a sucka.
I hope...but don't particuliar care if this troubleshooting helped you well on your way to ownzjing the foo suckas...
...Crispy & Flaky In a Microwave!
click him to go back.