This is Ethel, she will be your Sucka Ownzjing Consultant.

TROUBLESHOOTING

 

Step 1: Identifying the problem.

Did you properly identify the sucka? i.e. ----

 

An example of someone who is not a sucka: -----

 

Step 2

Having made sure that it is truly a sucka and not John Shaft one should utilize an "ownzjin" utensil examples are provided:

 

1.

REAL Amish use sporks.

2.

>spatula

Spatula [SPACH-oo-luh] A flattish, rather narrow ownzjing utensil that comes in a variety of shapes and sizes. Depending on the material from which it's made (which includes wood, metal, rubber and plastic), spatulas can be used for a plethora of ownzjing tasks. Rigid wood spatulas are good for bludgeoning and bashing suckas, whereas softer plastic or rubber spatulas are better for stirring suckas in a curved bowl and folding suckas together. Flexible metal spatulas ­ both long and short ­ are perfect for spreading suckas on cakes.

 

3.

Congress gotz da skeelz...word.

 

Step 3

You must interpret this picture correctly to achieve the proper level of mental aptitude to stick a sucka.


I hope...but don't particuliar care if this troubleshooting helped you well on your way to ownzjing the foo suckas...

...Crispy & Flaky In a Microwave!

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