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10 Things You Should Never Say To A Cop!
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Caption 1
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Hey Officer,is that your night stick or are you just glad to see me? Im surprised you stopped me,Dunkin Doughnuts is having a 3 for 1 special! Back Off Barney,i've got a piece! Wanta race to the station Sparky? I know i was weaving but i cant find Honeycomb Hideout! On the way to the station can we stop and get a 12 pack? You"ll never get them cuffs on me! Come on,write the damn ticket,the bars closing in 20 minutes! Hey,wasnt your daughter Pork Queen? How long is this going to take,your wifes expecting me??
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A man phones his wife from his office and tells her"Something has come up,i have a chance to go fishing for a week.Its the opportunity of a lifetime.So pack my clothes,my fishing equipment,and especially my blue silk pajamas.I'll be home in an hour to pick them up". He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.His wife asks,"Did you have a good time,dear? "Oh yes,Great,but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas". His wife smiles and says,"Oh no i did'nt.I put them in your tackle box".
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Caption 2
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Caption 3
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A guy breaks into a house and he hears,"Polly can see you!Polly can hear you"! The guy ignores it and keeps shoving stuff into his sack.He then hears"Polly can hear you.Polly can see you"! So he takes out his flashlight to see where the sounds are coming from.So he's panning around the room and see's a parrot in a cage.The parrot says,"Polly can hear you,Polly can see you"! The guy says "So What"! The parrot replies,"Oh Yeah,Polly is a Rottweiler"!!
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