Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3734
(8/2/01 1:47:06 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::several shoppers are startled when a woman made of electricity
suddenly jumps out of a power outlet and transforms herself back
into a somewhat-normal-looking woman with a sword on her belt::
What are you people all staring at?
::she sits down and waits for Justin::
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3735
(8/2/01 1:50:42 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
Justin! Get your ass in here! This place smells funny!
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Posts: 2417
(8/2/01 1:51:54 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Justin is flying around looking for the mall*
Oh, why did ah tell her that ah knew where it was?
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3736
(8/2/01 1:55:18 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::Sabre hunches over and scowls at all the people who stare at her
(because let's face it, when you're wearing a sword and army gear
in a public place, you kind of stand out). Some curious kids get
too close, and she makes a scary face, causing them to run off in
terror::
Heh heh. Still haven't lost it. Now where's Justin?
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Posts: 2418
(8/2/01 1:58:24 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Justin walks into a mall.*
Glad I found it...
*He sees Sabre and taps her on the shoulder*
Ahm here....
*The person turns around and has a beard! It isnt Sabre.*
Person: Who the hell are you?!??!?
Justin: Ah uhhhh...ah uhhhh....
*Justin runs out of the mall and sits on the corner outside*
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Posts: 2419
(8/2/01 2:04:24 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Justin goes back into the crazy mall to see if he can find Sabre.*
MS. SABRE!?! MS. SABRE!?!?!
*An old asian woman is behind him*
Woman: I am Ms. Sabre.
Justin: No your not
*The woman kicks Justin in the nuts. Justin collapses to his
knees.*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3738
(8/2/01 2:04:38 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::much to her disappointment, the quality of boots at the athletics
shop leaves much to be desired. So she yells at the store manager
and leaves, heading out to find Justin::
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3739
(8/2/01 2:07:46 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
JUSTIN! JUUUUUUUUUSTIN!
::a mall security guard walks up to her::
Guard: Madam, please quiet down.
Sabre: I'm looking for my friend, fool.
Guard: Well, you can't yell in the mall.
Sabre: Oh.
::she throws the guard over her shoulder and walks off, still yelling
for Justin::
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Posts: 2420
(8/2/01 2:10:13 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Justin gets up coughing and apoligizes to the old woman.*
Lets see...if ah was Ms. Sabre where would ah be?
*Justin looks inside of a restaurant and sees Sabre from behind, he
runs up to her and taps her on the shoulder. A dog faced woman
turns around. Justin winces, the dog woman frowns. Justin smiles
and puts his hand on her shoulder.*
Its OK...ah love you.
*The dog faced woman hugs him*
Uh-oh
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3740
(8/2/01 2:13:00 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::still yelling for Justin, Sabre gets bored after a while and goes to
look at the display window of a lingerie shop. She sighs heavily
and thinks wistfully of Jaik, and then decides to go inside anyway
to try stuff on::
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3741
(8/2/01 2:18:30 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::In the dressing room, Sabre tries on a daring bra and panty set::
No. Don't like it. Next.
::she tries on a lace teddy::
Not my style. Next.
::she tries on a skimpy nightie::
Hmmm...
::five minutes later, she's purchased and wrapped up her new
nightie, which she carries around in a dainty shopping bag::
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Posts: 2421
(8/2/01 2:19:52 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Meanwhile, 5 minutes after he met the dog faced woman, Justin
and her are standing in a wedding chappel (INSIDE THE
MALL!!!), she is clutching his arm, tightly. He is sweating
perfusely as the priest reads the vowels*
Priest: I now pronounce you man and dog faced wife. You may
kiss the bride.
*Justin tries to get away, but the dog faced woman licks him*
Priest: that will be $25.99
Woman: Do you mind covering this one sweet cakes.
Justin: ahhhh....sure.
*Justin reaches into his pockets and finds out he has no money.*
Justin: Uh-oh....
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3742
(8/2/01 2:25:30 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::carrying her little lingerie bag, Sabre rounds the corner and sees
Justin at the wedding chapel. She starts laughing::
Justin...what's going on?
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Posts: 2422
(8/2/01 2:27:11 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Crickets chirp outside the mall. Suddenly the doors burst open,
and Justin runs out screaming. Hundreds of people run out
afterhim, many with torches and pitchforks. Justin trips on the
sidewalk.*
Some mob guy: And stay out you dirty bum!
Intercom (from inside the mall): Attention mall shoppers the next
10 people at Cinnibun, get a free Orange Smoothie.
Mob guy: QUICK!
*The mob rushes back inside. Justin gets up and dusts himself off*
Justin: Ah gotta find a way to get back in there and find Ms.
Sabre....
*An arabian man with a long beard and a turban turns the corner.
He is pushing a food cart, and whistiling, there is a monkey
sleeping on the cart.*
Justin: Oh god forgive me...
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3743
(8/2/01 2:32:21 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::the man at the wedding chapel looks confused::
Man: My name is Raymond.
Sabre: Oh my god! That man is Justin's exact double! Hey, ice
cream's half-price!
::she runs off and goes to the ice cream stand. Little does she
realize that's she's left behind her lingerie bag...::
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3744
(8/2/01 2:37:20 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::five minutes later, Sabre wanders off with her ice cream cone to
the paint shop::
He's not here...but he wanted paint...so he'll get paint. I would like
to paint the attic in black, and since I'm the only one here and I am
team leader after all, we'll paint it black.
::she purchases some black paint and heads out of the store, only
to be stopped by a man::
Man: Greetings, senorita. I believe I have something for you.
::Sabre looks at him in awe. To put it politely, the man is a sexy
bitch::
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Posts: 2424
(8/2/01 2:38:20 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Justin walks into the mall wearing all of the arabian man's clothes,
and pushing his cart, the monkey is still asleep on it. He sneaks
around the mall, whispering.*
Ms. Sabre? Ms. Sabre?
Customer: Hello, Ill have one ackachavar~laoprrrer with extra
chackorechavar.
Justin: Oh.....OK.....
*Justin reaches into the cart and smiles nervously at the man.*
Customer: Is everything OK?
Justin: Yes....Yes it is.
Customer: Well youve just been moving your hand around in
there, for at least 30 seconds.
Justin: No, ah havent...
Customer: Yes you have now lemmie see whats in there!
*The customer puts his head in the cart and Justin ignites a huge
light. The customer falls to the ground, and Justin rolls the cart
away very quickly.*
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Posts: 2425
(8/2/01 2:44:49 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Justin is running away with the cart when he bumps into mall
security.*
Rent a cop: HEY! NO RUNNING IN THE MALL!!! YOU
SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Justin: Uhhhh, yes sir, sorry sir.
RAC: SORRY DONT CUT IT!!!!!!!
Justin: Ah apoligize sir.
RAC: THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING IN
THIS MALL THINK ABOUT THIS!!!!!
*A man is walking past the gaurd. The guard grabs him and snaps
his neck.*
RAC: THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justin: Y--yes sir.
RAC: NOW GET OUTTA MY FACE!!!!!
*Justin runs off*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3745
(8/2/01 2:48:54 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::the man is looking into Sabre's eyes, and she's looking back::
Man: You left this behind...
Sabre (dreamily): What about my behind?
::he holds up her tiny shopping bag::
Sabre: Oh...that...thank you. Really...let me thank you...
::she leans forward and kisses him quickly (she is single now, after
all). He looks shocked::
Man: Hey lady, uh, well, thanks for the attention, but you'll make
my boyfriend jealous.
::he looks at her funny and walks off hand-in-hand with another
stud. She sighs::
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Posts: 2426
(8/2/01 2:52:11 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Justin turns the corner quickly and enters a water cooler placee
place. He ducks down and takes deep breaths.*
Water guy: Hello sir are you interested in buying a water cooler
today!?!
Justin: Ah...n--
WG: SURE YOU ARE!
*He pats Justin on the back and rushes him over to a cooler. He
fills a paper cup with water and grab's Justin's chin. He pulls open
Justin's mouth and pours the water in.*
WG: How ya like it?!
Justin: Its...go--
WG: Good! Take it!
Justin: Ah really cant af--
WG: So your ordering one!?!
Justin: Well n--
WG: TWO!?!?!
Justin: But sir ahm tel--
WG: YOU WANT THE WHOLE STORE!?!?!?!
Justin: NO!!!!
WG: HOORAY!!!!
Justin: NOOOOO!!!!!
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3746
(8/2/01 2:58:44 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::Sabre continues to walk through the mall, paint and lingerie bag in
hand, and licking her ice cream cone with increasing grumpiness.
She stomps around, looking for Justin, when another man runs up
to her::
Man: I'll pay you $20 to take off your tanktop!
Sabre: F*** off!
Man: Okay, I'll pay you $30.
::before she can tell him off again, he's pulled out $30 and
reaches over to insert it into her cleavage. She grabs his wrist
before he can touch her, breaks it, and then flips him over her
shoulder before stepping on his neck::
Man: Sabre...why...?
Sabre: Joey?!? Ugh, just die already!
::she stabs Joey through the chest and leaves him where he's fallen,
wiping the blood off on her pants. A shocked crowd is too scared
to do anything::
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3747
(8/2/01 3:07:08 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::muttering obscenities under her breath, Sabre marches off to a
housewares store to find a coffee machine for the attic.
Unfortunately, she's accosted by a saleswoman from a perfume
counter just before she reaches the store, and the woman spritzes
her liberally in the face with heavy perfume::
Sabre: Aaaack, chemical warfare attack!!
::blinded, Sabre nonetheless pulls out her sword and grabs the
woman around the neck::
Sabre: Is there an antidote?!?
Saleswoman: N-no...
Sabre: I'll take this out of your flesh!
::she's about to use her sword when she suddenly feels faint::
Sabre: Oh...getting to me...god damn...
::she collapses to the floor::
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Posts: 2427
(8/2/01 3:07:48 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
Justin: NO SIR YOU DONT UNDERSTAND AH HAVE NO
MONEY!
WG: HAHAHA Sure ya do! Everybody has money!
Justin: No, no ah dont!
*The water guy suddenly grows horns*
WG (deep evil voice): WELL THEN I GUESS I WILL HAVE
TO TAKE YOUR SOUL!!!!!
Justin: Oh my lord in heaven.....
WG: SIGN HERE!!!
*A flame appears on Justin's cart, the flame turns into a contract.*
Justin: Ah dont know sir.....
WG: SIGN IT!!!!!
Justin: But..ah...
WG: SIGN IT AND YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE
WATERCOOLERS YOU WANT!!!!!
Justin: Well, we probably should get some water coolers for the
attic....we can put other stuff in there....not just water.....oh god
help me....
God: Sign it son....
*Justin spins around and sees God*
Justin: Where did you come from?
God: I work here too.
Justin: This is a wierd mall....well if god says its alright....
*Justin signs.*
WG: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
*The shop disappears levaving Justin with a shopping cart full of
water coolers.*
Justin (in awe): Jesus christ
Jesus: What do you want punk!?!?
*Justin spins around and sees Jesus*
Justin: Nothing!
*Justin speeds off, pushing both carts.*
Bushido Bob
The New One
Posts: 1014
(8/2/01 3:12:26 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Tokay walks out of a menswear shop, wearing a black leather
jacket*
Damm I look good!
*sees the fainted Sabre and runs over*
Hey Sabre wake up
*Looks up to see Justin running from Jesus with carts full of water
coolers*
What the @#%$?
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3749
(8/2/01 3:13:21 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::several salespeople are slapping Sabre across the face, trying to
wake her up::
Sabre: Unghh...wh' happ'n'd...
::she opens her eyes (and can see now) and sees a crowd of
tanukis around her, all grinning and holding sake bottles and
well-endowed (actually, all that perfume is causing her to
hallucinate). She shrieks bloody murder and runs off::
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3750
(8/2/01 3:17:33 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
Sabre: Tanukiiiiiiis, everywhere...I hate tanukis!
::she runs through the mall, seeing weird hallucinations all around
her::
Sabre: Whoah...trippy...
::some nearby kids recoil from her at the stench of all the perfume::
Kid: Hey lady, you stink!
Sabre: I'll teach you to mock me, you orange pterodactyl
bastard!!!
::she runs at them with her sword, and they scream and run off::
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Posts: 2428
(8/2/01 3:17:36 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Justin is very tired from pushing both carts. He decides to take a
rest, so he sits down on a bench and lays back.*
Justin: If only ah could find Ms. Sabre....
*Justin puts his hands on the bench. His hands hit a plastic flat
object. Justin looks down to see what it is. A holy humming noise
is heard, Justin sees a shinging sparkiling credit card.*
Justin: Should I?
*Justin hears flashbacks of the others.*
Sabre: Justin your a nice boy---
Tokay: Way too slow!
Beast: Your not gonna make it in battle without me.
Sabre: Your not a warrior
Jaik: Just a kid---
Charles In Charge theme: Charles in Charge of our days..and our
nights....
*Justin shakes his head quickly and grabs the credit card.*
Justin: Ahm sick of always being the good boy! Ahll do it!
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3751
(8/2/01 3:22:30 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
Sabre: Quit staring at me! Everybody's staring at me! I know...I'll
hide by taking off all my clothes...that should do the trick...
::she takes off her tanktop and pants, standing in the middle of the
mall in her bra and panties::
Sabre: Hee hee...they'll never find me now...
Bushido Bob
The New One
Posts: 1015
(8/2/01 3:26:05 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Tokay hears a voice behind him*
"there he is, get im boys!"
*turns round to see 4 skinless cows, each armed and wearing
headbands*
Tokay: WTF!
Cow: We're the middle aged, skinless, kungfu, cows! And we
want our skin back!
*Tokay looks at his new leather jacket*
Tokay: Screw you, you know how much this thing cost?
Cow: It'll cost you your life!
*Cows leap up into the air*
Cows: Cowabunga!
Tokay: Should've known this mall was dodgy when I saw the sign!
Mall of doom? Makes sense now!
*Jumps onto the ceiling out of reach of the cows*
Tokay: go bother someone else! Like him *points over to a tall
man carrying a paper shredder*
Cows: The Shredder! *Chase after the man, chasing him into the
car park*
XMGs New User Name
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Posts: 2429
(8/2/01 3:29:16 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Justin is seen in a game store.*
Clerk: Pinball machines?
Justin: Charge it!
*Cash Register noice. Justin is seen in a water....store.*
Clerk: Hot tub?
Justin: Charge it!
*Cash Register noice. Justin is seen in an electronics store.*
Clerk: Playstation 2? Nentiendo?
Justin: Charge it! Charge it!
*Dual Cash Register noises. Justin is seen in front of the white
house.*
Clerk: Crazy mime chef guy?
Justin: Charge it!
*Lots and lots of cash reigister noises. Justin walks through the
mall, smiling and pushing the two carts. The shopping cart is filled
with lots and lots and lots of stuff, including a mime. The security
gaurd steps in front of Justin.*
Rent a cop: HEY! Howd you afford all that stuff?!
*Justin holds up the shiney credit card proudly, angel humming
noises are heard.*
Justin: The credit card!
*The gaurd takes the card.*
RAC: HEY! This is the one weve been looking for! This card aint
yours somebody just came up to me and said they lost thiers, and
this is it! No its time to die arabian boy!
Bushido Bob
The New One
Posts: 1016
(8/2/01 3:30:09 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Sees Sabre sitting in her bra and panties*
*a huge grin appears on his face*
ooo baby!
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3752
(8/2/01 3:32:03 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::Sabre runs through the mall in her undergarments::
Sabre: Ha ha, you can't seeeeeeeeee me!
::everybody drops their jaws in shock as they see the near-nekkid
woman::
Sabre: Yoda...Jedi master...teach me in the ways of the Force!
Random guy: I'm not Yoda, get away from me, lady!
::he pushes her, and she falls into the fountain, getting soaked::
Hey...why am I in my skivvies?!
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Posts: 2430
(8/2/01 3:38:39 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*A short pudgy man, walks up behind Justin.*
Guy: Ackbar! Your supposed to be in the food court!
Justin: Yes sir, sorry sir.....
Guy: You sound diffrent Ackbar, do you have a cold?
Justin: Uuuuh yes sir.
Rent a cop: This man, just stole a credit card sir! And he bought
lots of stuff with it! Now Im going to kill him!
Guy: Ackbar...thats not like you.
*Suddenly the monkey on the cart wakes up. It rubs its eyes and
starts pulling on Justin's fake beard, and making lots of noise.*
Justin: No, bad monkey...stop this...no..no...stop! MONKEY!
Guy: Thatll teach ya to bring a monkey around Ackbar.
RAC: Want me to kill it sir?
Justin: BAD MONKEY NOW YOU STOP!
*Justin starts to pull the monkeys arms away. The monkey bites
Justin's hands. Justin leaps up in the air.*
Justin: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
*As Justin hits the ground he is unaware that his turban fell off.*
Justin: STUPID MONKEY!!!!
*With one swift pull, the monkey pulls off Justin's fake beard. All
at once everybody in the mall turns in Justin's direction.*
Some guy: Its that cheapskate!
Some girl: Lets get em!
*Justin kicks the food cart away and grabs the shopping cart and
starts the running, as the entire mall starts chasing him.*
Bushido Bob
The New One
Posts: 1019
(8/2/01 3:40:54 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Tokay sits, staring at the soaking wet, near naked Sabre. Drool
starts to run out of his mouth*
I gotta get me some of that while I'm here
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3754
(8/2/01 3:40:58 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::Sabre, who is now WET and in her bra and panties, gets up and
tries to cover herself::
Umm...hi, Tokay.
::she runs over to a nearby store and grabs the nearest item of
clothing, which HAPPENS to be one of them purty dress
numbers. She growls at the clerk and he gives her the dress for
free. She quickly puts it on and runs away from Tokay::
Bushido Bob
The New One
Posts: 1020
(8/2/01 3:46:02 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Tokay is still sat, starring, despite the fact she ran off. The grin is
still on his face*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3755
(8/2/01 3:47:55 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::still running, Sabre, notices a darkened corner in which she might
possibly hide from Tokay. She dives under a small gate and finds
herself in a tiny dark room in an unexplored corner of the mall::
Weird. The hell is this place?
::she looks around, and finds herself surrounded by a bunch of
cats::
I'm not afraid of no cats! Piss off!
::the cats start moving toward her menacingly::
Oh s***...
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3756
(8/2/01 3:54:08 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
Stay back, cats! I kill for fun!
::she adopts a defensive posture when one of the cats suddenly
flies at her. She kicks it away when a kung fu-esque kick, and they
all start to rumble::
You think you guys are tough...OW!
::she fights for several minutes in 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'
style with the 30 cats attacking her, and finally all felines lie
defeated on the floor. Sabre is tired but pleased::
Yeah. Don't start some if you don't want none.
::One of the cats gets up and speaks to her::
Cat: Lady Sabre, we proclaim you our queen!
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Posts: 2431
(8/2/01 3:54:22 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Across the mall 12 time WWF hardcore champion Crash Holly
is sitting on a bench, reading a book. He is wearing a black wwf
logo shirt which is cut short at his stomach. He also wears a pair of
short tight wrestling trunks, boots and a backwards hat, he has
glasses on and a tear is in his eye.*
Crash: This is so emotional.....
*Justin runs up to Crash, Crash leaps in front of Justin.*
Crash: Wowee, whats goin on kid?
Justin (sounding impressed): 12 TIME WWF HARDCORE
CHAMPION CRASH HOLLY!?!?!?
Crash: Yep. Thats me, now whats the rush kid?
Justin: The entire mall is trying to kill me!!!!!
Crash: Bullies are they? Dont worry kid...ill handle this, you can
run along.
Justin: Thanks Crash!
Crash: Your welcome kid!
*Justin runs off with the cart. The mob runs up to Crash.*
Some mob guy: Out of the way 12 time WWF Hardcore
Champion, Crash Holly!
Crash: No way, man!
*Out of nowhere an empty hollow trash can appears in Crash's
hands. He hits the guy with it. It doesnt look like it would hurt but
for some reason the guy is knocked out. A thin cookie sheet
appears in Crash's hands, he hits somebody with it, they go down.
Crash beats the entire crowd (many of whom have pitchforks and
torches) with a garbage can and a cookie sheet.*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 3757
(8/2/01 4:01:25 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::ten minutes later, Sabre appears in the centre of the mall, dressed
in robes with a crown, and standing on a chariot pulled by cats.
She waves to the crowd::
Sabre: I declare this land for the queendom of Sabronia!
::a guy in the crowd laughs and throws a pop can at her. She
glowers at him, and suddenly twenty cats advance on him and
consume him alive::
Sabre: Hahahahahaha! My army is unstoppable! I will rule
Sabronia with an iron fist!
::several cats set up a throne for her outside the Zellers (this mall
has a Canadian store for some reason, y'see)::
Bushido Bob
The New One
Posts: 1021
(8/2/01 4:02:36 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Tokay sanps out of his starring when he realises Sabre is gone.
Disaappointed, he perks up when he sees a huge tv in a nearby
store.
he runs into the store to get a close look, only to find it has a built
in dvd player*
There is a god!!
So how much does this cost?
*turns round to see the shop full of zombies*
Bloody Hell, Zombies! They're gonna eat my brain. Or worse,
steal my new tv!
*Influenced by somehting he once saw on tv, he grabs a copy of
'Thriller' and puts it in a cd player. The zombies burst into
uncontrolable dance*
Hehehe, stupid Zombies!
*picks up the tv and turns to the store manager*
I havent got any money so I'm just gonna take this ok!
*The manager nods his head without saying a word and Tokay
leaves singing to himself*
Its close to midnight, and something evils lurking in the dark.....
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(8/2/01 4:07:43 am)
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*Justin is sitting down outside the mall. Patrick Swayze, walks up
to him, and stops.*
Patrick Swazye: Say...say arent you Justin of The Resistance?
Justin: Yes ah am....who are you?
Patrick: Aint you ever seen Dirty Dancing?
Justin: No
Patrick: Black Dog?
Justin: No
Patrick: Ghost?
Justin: No.
*Patrick sighs*
Patrick: Oh well. What are you doing out here, in front of this
mental institution?
Justin: This is a mall.
Patrick: No, this is a mental institution. A very rich mental
institution.
Justin: Oh...that explains a lot. Well then where---where is Ms.
Sabre?
Patrick: Sabre is at another mall, miles from here.
Justin: How do you know that?
Patrick: Im a groupie!
Justin: Oh......
Patrick: Well, ill give you a ride there, if you want, and ill drop
your stuff off in the HQ.
*Justin smiles*
Justin: OK!
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(8/2/01 4:07:54 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::every TV in the mall suddenly shows a picture of Sabre, sitting on
her throne::
Sabre: People of Sabronia! I am Queen Sabre, your new ruler.
None of you will be leaving this mall...instead, you will be working
for and contributing to the greater glory of our new country! I
demand tribute! Lots of tribute! Oh, and I also demand some of
your hot young men for my amusement. That is all.
::the transmission ends::
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(8/2/01 4:10:08 am)
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*Justin runs into the mall.*
MS. SABRE!?!?!? MS. SABRE WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!
PATRICK SWAZYE JUST GAVE ME A RIDE BACK FROM
A MENTAL INSTITUTION!!!!!!!!! I BOUGHT
THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bushido Bob
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Posts: 1022
(8/2/01 4:10:20 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Tokay sees Sabre sitting on her throne and walks up to her*
Hey Sabre, I'm young, hot and half man. I'm here to amuse you!
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 4:11:14 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::Sabre scowls at Justin::
Enough! Put him in chains!
::the cats advance upon Justin::
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(8/2/01 4:12:17 am)
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AHHH MS. SABRE THOSE CATS ARE AFTER ME!!!!
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(8/2/01 4:12:40 am)
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::Sabre thinks about it::
All right, Tokay, you may sit at my feet. In your underwear.
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 4:14:00 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::the cats chase Justin around the podium. Sabre is amused::
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 4:14:26 am)
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But i dont wear underwear, just my custume, and this cool new
leather jacket!
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 4:15:42 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
Well then, sit at my feet in just your leather jacket, fool!
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(8/2/01 4:16:42 am)
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Please kitties stop! Ah dont want to hurt you!
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(8/2/01 4:17:48 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
Ok!
*takes off his costume and sits infront of sabre in just his jacket*
NOw what?
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(8/2/01 4:18:42 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
Cat 1: We will eat you alive!
Cat 2: The mistress wants him in chains, dumbass!
Cat 1: Oops. Good thing we haven't caught him yet, then.
Otherwise I would have eaten him, and that would have been
embarrassing.
::the cats continue to chase Justin::
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(8/2/01 4:19:55 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::Sabre looks appreciatively at Tokay::
Dance! Dance like you've never danced before!
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(8/2/01 4:21:11 am)
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Ms. Sabre, Ms. Sabre, Mr. Tokay, help!!!!
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 4:22:12 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*gets up and starts to dance, just the way Sabre taught him*
Hows this?
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(8/2/01 4:25:36 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::suddenly, all the cats gasp::
Cat 453: Queen Sabre...you have invited the Anti-Cat to dance
for you!
Sabre: Yeah, I have to get my kicks somehow.
Cat 312: It is forbidden! The prophecies speak of an Anti-Cat
lizard man who brings terrible evil!
::the cats all look at each other, and then start advancing on Sabre,
Tokay, and Justin::
Sabre: RUN!!
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*justin starts to run away from the cats.*
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(8/2/01 4:28:29 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*picks up his costume and huge tv and runs, half naked away from
the cat army*
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(8/2/01 4:30:40 am)
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::Sabre grabs the paint and lingerie bag and runs as hundreds of
cats chase them through the mall::
Run for the exit!!
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(8/2/01 4:32:59 am)
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*Suddenly a pack of 6 foot donuts appear in front of the exit.*
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 4:33:56 am)
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Wait!
*stops and runs into a nearby shop.*
*runs out with a handfull of bruce lee dvds and turns and runs the
exit*
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 4:34:28 am)
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S***, it's the donuts!
::Sabre unleashes one of her kung fu movie kicks::
::but the cats are right behind them!!!!::
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(8/2/01 4:35:48 am)
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Were surrounded!!!!!
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 4:37:23 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Tokay charges into the donuts, flattening them under the weight
of him and the big tv*
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 4:38:25 am)
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::Sabre pulls out a can of spinach, eats it, and then unleashes a can
of whupass on the donuts and cats::
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(8/2/01 4:38:50 am)
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*More and more donuts appear, a big buff one knocks Tokay off
of his feet.*
A donut: Your outnumbered give it up!
*But in the other direction the cats are closing in on them! *
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(8/2/01 4:39:31 am)
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*Justin looks on in awe.*
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Heya fellas, need any help!?!?
*12 time WWF hardcore champion Crash Holly drops in from the
ceiling.*
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 4:41:57 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*the still naked Tokay gets to his feet and starts to pummel teh
buff donut*
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(8/2/01 4:42:52 am)
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::Sabre punches a donut in the face as she back kicks a cat::
You're washed up, Holly! You're of no use here!
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Crash: Yeah well we will just see about that....
*Crash starts to beat the tar out of the donuts and the cats with a
kendo stick.*
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 4:45:03 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::Sabre throws three donuts a mile away with her
spinach-enhanced strength::
Oo, Tokay, where've you been hiding that thing all this time?
::yet she knows that soon the spinach will wear off...and then, what
then?!?!::
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 4:46:17 am)
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*Still beating on the donut*
Hey Justin, cant help but notice your not doing much!
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(8/2/01 4:48:28 am)
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*Justin runs up and attacks a bunch of donuts.*
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(8/2/01 4:55:40 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
*Jumps up and down on the donut, turning it to a pulp*
Ha! That'll teach ya!
*stands heroicly, hands on hips but still naked*
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 4:55:46 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
::the spinach wears off, and suddenly Sabre ain't all that anymore.
However, a rival gang of the donuts, The Sticky Buns, suddenly
appears and the two pastries start to fight each other::
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 4:56:56 am)
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::Sabre looks at Tokay, eyes wide::
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(8/2/01 4:58:37 am)
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Please sir, put your pants on
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(8/2/01 4:59:56 am)
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Shut up, Justin!!
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 5:00:34 am)
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*Sees Sabre starring at him.*
What are you looking at?
*Remembers he is still naked*
OH, right
*Turns away from Sabre*
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(8/2/01 5:06:37 am)
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::Sabre sighs with disappointment::
What now? We should get laid...I mean, get out of here.
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Yeah.
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 5:09:52 am)
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*realises Sabre is disappointed he turns round agian*
Well, we're right by the exit and the sticky buns are taking care of
the donuts, and Crash is taking the cats. So we could just go.
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(8/2/01 5:12:47 am)
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::grins::
Do you think they'd let us on a bus?
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*Patrick Swazye drives up*
Quick get in!
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 5:14:15 am)
Re: A trip to the mall! (the Mall...of Doom?!)
I dotn see why not
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 5:16:22 am)
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Well, you're naked for one thing. But if we can get a ride with
Patrick Swayze...
::she sighs dreamily, and hops in the car next to Patrick::
Hi, Patrick...
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 5:16:37 am)
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*picks up his tv, his dvds and his costume and gets in*
Hey, its the guy from that movie!
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Hi, Sabre, Im a big fan!
*justin gets in and the car speeds off to HQ.*
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*The car pulls up in front and Justin steps out.*
Thanks Patrick!
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 5:22:16 am)
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*Gets out of the car*
Cheers Pat!
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:: pats Patrick on the thigh as she gets out of the car::
Call me sometime.
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Patrick: im gay...well goodnight
*Patrick drives away*
Justin: Nice fella
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 5:25:54 am)
Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
*Frowns at sabre and heads inside the HQ*
Sabrewithasword
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Dammit, that's the second one tonight!
::she irritably tosses the paint to the floor::
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Hey ya guys, ah wanna show you the stuff ah bought for the attic,
come on!
*Justin runs inside the HQ, and up to the attic.*
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Hey...I just realized that I never bought that coffee machine or air
conditioner...dammit.
::grumpily follows Justin upstairs::
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*justin is smiling, and lots and lots of things are layed out. A mime
is standing there, miming.*
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 5:30:46 am)
Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
*in the attic, tokay now has his costume on and is setting up his
new TV*
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No mimes in my base! Out!
::she points at the exit::
Otherwise, that's some nice stuff, Justin. Where'd you get all the
money?
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Ah found a credit card--but wait, this aint just any mime. This
mime....makes food! Ask him to make anything, go ahead!
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::sighs::
All right, mime, make me some spicy vegetarian chili.
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*The mime does an over exatreated mime act of making chilli,
even though there is no chilli there. Then he prestents his hands in
front of Sabre, like he is holding a dish, then he pulls his hand up
like he is pulling a sheet of off something, and he is suddenly
holding a bowl of spicy vegetarian chilli*
Justin: See!
Bushido Bob
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(8/2/01 5:40:20 am)
Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
Does he actually make the food or just mime it?
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Ah dont know, but it works! Mime, make me a tuna fish
sandwhich.
*The mime does all that mime crap and gives Justin a tuna fish
sandwhich.*
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He stays!
::she then looks at the mime suspiciously::
I don't know of too many men who can make stuff out of thin air...
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(8/2/01 5:44:14 am)
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Wierd!
So Sabre, what did you get? Apart from wet underwear!
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*The mime gives Sabre one of those "I dont know" looks where
you put your arms up.*
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I got paint. And something else.
::coughs and hides the lingerie bag::
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Well then should we set this all up?
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Yeah. Mime, set this stuff up.
Bushido Bob
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*Smiles to himslef as he sees her hide a bag of lingerie*
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*The mime gives Sabre the finger.*
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::Sabre gets up, grabs the mime by the collar, and throws him
down the stairs::
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*The mime walks back up like nothing happened.*
Justin: Ah dont think he wants to set it up Ms. Sabre.
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Then he can get out of my base.
::throws the mime down the stairs again::
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(8/2/01 5:53:26 am)
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*Tokay switches the tv on and puts in a dvd*
*Looks around*
Aww crap, I need an armchair!
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*The mime walks back up the stairs like nothing happened.*
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I bought 2 armchairs and a couch, Tokay! They should be around
here somewhere.....
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::Sabre pulls out her sword, points it at the mime, and then orders
him out. She throws a dagger at him for good measure::
Bushido Bob
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Just cut his head off already!
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That's my next move if he doesn't take the hint.
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*The dagger bounces off the mime, he does some crazy mime
things and an apology card is in his hands, he has a frown on his
face (A MIME FROWN!!!) he opens his arms for a hug.*
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Are you going to set everything up, mime?
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*The mime shakes his head no*
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::Sabre sighs, opens the mime's mouth, pulls the pin on a grenade,
and sticks it in the mime's mouth. The grenade explodes::
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*But the mime does not.*
Justin: thats one tough mime.....
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Tokay, the kill is yours.
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*sees an armchair in the corner and pulls it over infront of the tv*
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*The mime does some stupid mime s**t and makes Tokay a fruit
cocktail.*
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(8/2/01 6:04:33 am)
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*tastes the cocktail*
Not bad, I'd like to keep you around Mime but I have my orders.
*Snaps the mines neck*
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*The mimes neck snaps back.*
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(8/2/01 6:09:14 am)
Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
What the hell!
*breaks the cocktail glass and rams it into the mimes chest and
pulls out his heart*
There! Survive that if you can!
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SNOOTCH
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(8/2/01 6:10:09 am)
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Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
*The mime's chest heals itself.*
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 6:10:54 am)
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Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
::Sabre looks on approvingly, and squirms a bit::
Bushido Bob
The New One
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(8/2/01 6:11:50 am)
Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
Aww hell. I think we're stuck with him Sabre!
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 6:13:33 am)
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::Sabre suddenly wakes up from her day dreaming::
What? Oh, we're stuck with him? Damn. Justin, make him go
away.
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(8/2/01 6:15:29 am)
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Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
Awwww...
*frowns*
Go away mime....
*The mime just stands there*
Bushido Bob
The New One
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(8/2/01 6:15:49 am)
Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
*Gives up on th mime and turns to Sabre. A big grin appears on
his face as he pictures her in her underwear again*
Sabrewithasword
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(8/2/01 6:23:54 am)
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Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
::Sabre's face is a bit flushed as she quickly jumps to her feet.
Tokay is practically broadcasting his thoughts to any psi-sensitive
in the area::
I, uh...I have to go. Later, guys...and get rid of the mime...
::she hurries out of the room and heads back to her bedroom,
hopping into bed and begins to compose a long letter to an
unnamed someone::
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(8/2/01 6:25:18 am)
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Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
Goodnight, Ms. Sabre.....ah dont know about you Mr. Tokay, but
ah kinda like the mime......
Bushido Bob
The New One
Posts: 1049
(8/2/01 6:26:34 am)
Re: The Resistance's dusty attic 3: @ is where its at!
Huh, something I said? *shrugs*
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