Illushun
The New One
Posts: 76
(6/27/01 1:45:03 am)
Reply Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* there is an image of a battleground pock marked by craters and in the center is what appears to be XMG and APOCALYPSE, having a good old throw down with each other*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1516
(6/27/01 2:05:30 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::dryly::
Nice trick. Wasted on me, though.
You want me, Illushun? I'm here!
::sighs and checks her watch::
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 85
(6/27/01 2:10:39 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
fine!
* the imagery fades and returns to its normal state of an abandoned wharehouse by the river...illy steps out from behind a steel column*
i don't need tricks to trash you dog!
*pulls out a very long and nasty looking jagged blade*
like this? i got it today...just for you!
*lunges at sabre and jabs*
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1810
(6/27/01 2:11:50 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*suddenly XMG walks up holding a kitten*
Hi guys! I just found a kitten, can i keep him?
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 86
(6/27/01 2:12:50 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* the kitten suddenly explodes for no reason*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1519
(6/27/01 2:13:39 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Sabre jumps back, cursing her inability to use her weaponry::
Madwoman.
::she does a sweeping kick at Illushun, trying to knock her off her feet::
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1812
(6/27/01 2:14:28 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*drops to his knees*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
IM COVERED IN KITTEN BLOOD!!!!!
*drops to the floor, crying*
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 87
(6/27/01 2:19:26 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* sabre connects and illy falls backwards but plants her hands and flips out of the fall*
nice counter, wh0^%.....but without a weapon your even less of a challenge than that impotent pushover you call a boyfriend!
*spins knife in her hand then quickly throws it at sabre and runs at her*
eat it, b!+ch!
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1520
(6/27/01 2:22:27 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Sabre jumps as the knife impacts against her Chaos shield::
Whoa.
::she hears a familiar buzzing in her head::
No. No, I can do this. I can do this.
::she elbows Illushun, then puts her hand to her head and pauses before snapping back to attention again::
Yeah, come get me.
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1814
(6/27/01 2:24:09 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*starts square dancing*
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 88
(6/27/01 2:28:51 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*elbow catches illy in the mouth causing her to bleed but doesn't slow her down. punches sabre in the thigh and leap frogs her to put distance between them*
* touches mouth with hand and looks at blood*
not bad for a loser with self esteem problems.
* notices the bubble and sabres distracted nature*
looks like you might have a problem there.
* runs at sabre and unleashes a spinning back kick aimed at the bubble*
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1815
(6/27/01 2:32:41 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
MOO CHOO TACOOO!!!
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1521
(6/27/01 2:34:24 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::grunts in anger and jolts with the blow to the bubble::
Ha ha... that won't do it, you maladjusted wench...it takes a real pro to do it...
::concerned, she emits a burst of electricity, only to find its effects are extremely muted because of the bubble. It knocks Illy off her feet but doesn't particularly hurt her::
So that's why it didn't work before...damn. Should've killed her.
::the buzzing continues to increase::
Oh my. Be quiet.
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 89
(6/27/01 2:34:36 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* xmg's tongue expands to 100 times its normal legnth and rolls out of his mouth. it suddenly starts coiling around him and constricting him like an anaconda.*
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1817
(6/27/01 2:36:22 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*XMG uses his telekinesis to unravel his tounge and put it back to normal size, he spanks Illushin for doing such a thing and dances around*
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 90
(6/27/01 2:38:04 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*gets up but doesn't realize that the bubble is hindering sabre's fighting ability*
lets go astronaut-girl...its time to get you outta that helmet.
* goes in close on sabre and the two mix it up like jet li and jackie chan*
C'MON!
* spins on hands aiming a kick at sabres bubble again*
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 91
(6/27/01 2:39:55 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* enjoys the spanking and "accientally " drops her phone number*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1522
(6/27/01 2:40:51 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::lashes out with her arm and attempts to toss Illy away from her::
Be quiet....
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1819
(6/27/01 2:42:00 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*picks up number*
Sweet!
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 92
(6/27/01 2:43:38 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* catches illy in the nose causing even more blood to flow*
unnnhhh
* illy doesn't slow down . fakes a leg sweep and throws a vicious uppercut at sabre's head*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1523
(6/27/01 2:46:59 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Sabre barely notices the blow to the head (the bubble offers some protection), and, lost in her own thoughts, begins robotically pummeling Illy any time she can get her hands on her. There is a strange faraway look in her eyes::
The HIGH LORD
1st Born
Posts: 1372
(6/27/01 2:49:48 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(looking on with great interest) "What's this?"
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1821
(6/27/01 2:50:39 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*hits apocalypse over the head with a folding chair*
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 93
(6/27/01 2:51:57 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* sabre connects with blow after blow but is also being beat upon by illy*
hey tramp...come back to earth! you ain't gonna find a happy place that can save you from this beating!
* illys hands are starting to get raw from pounding on sabre and her body armor so she picks up her weapon of choice*
you seem to enjoy the taste of lead pipe sabre ...so here, HAVE SOME!
* swings the pipe at sabres head*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1524
(6/27/01 2:55:16 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::there is a distinct sound of cracking to be heard when the pipe hits, and the bubble suddenly begins to crumble away::
No...no...be quiet....be quiet!!!!
::Sabre falls to her knees as the telepathic voices of Quabiri and his minions begin to fill her head. She's soon screaming::
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 95
(6/27/01 2:58:47 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*steps back in shock*
what the hell?!?!? i guess i knocked the b!+ch crazy. well, guess i better finish the job....no sense in leaving such an uglly, wounded animal to live.
* creeps forward cautiously , pipe raised ready to deliver the final blow*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1525
(6/27/01 3:01:16 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::tormented beyond belief, Sabre suddenly unleashes an enormous jolt of psychic energy with her newly-emerging telepathic powers. A painful burst buffets the minds of those in the vicinity::
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1823
(6/27/01 3:03:04 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*which doesnt include XMG because he went home to call a cab*
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 96
(6/27/01 3:05:59 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* already rendered unconscious from the psychic backlash, illushun is thrown backwards by the force of the blast and slams into a steel beam.*
oooooffffff.
* illushun slumps to the ground and doesn't move. only the heaving of her perfectly shaped bossoms show she is still alive*
The HIGH LORD
1st Born
Posts: 1381
(6/27/01 3:09:14 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(watching from shadows)"Well, well!"
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1527
(6/27/01 3:09:35 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Sabre is still on the ground, holding her head::
Unh...no...shut up, shut up, shut up!
::the voices continue whispering to her to kill Sister Perpetua, and Sabre starts screaming again. Suddenly she stands up and is calm::
QUABIRI RULES OVER ALL!
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1826
(6/27/01 3:10:31 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*XMG comes back iin his cab*
What the hell?
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1528
(6/27/01 3:11:52 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::'Sabre' turns to Apocalypse::
GREETINGS, WEAK ONE. I HAVE NO WISH TO FIGHT YOU NOW, MERELY INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM QUABIRI.
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 99
(6/27/01 3:11:57 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* illushun begins to stir but remains on the ground still out of it. blood flows freely from her nose, mouth , and ears*
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1827
(6/27/01 3:14:47 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hmm somebody should do something about this.
*XMG attempts to contact Sabre telepathically*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1530
(6/27/01 3:18:13 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::her telepathic reply is jumbled with thousands of voices::
<
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1829
(6/27/01 3:22:07 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*XMG's head pounds as he is overloaded with all that crazy psi mumbo jumbo*
LET HER OUT!!!!
*XMG lifts his hand up and tosses Sabre across the....where ever the hell they are*
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 100
(6/27/01 3:24:57 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*illy staggers to her feet...and begins to stumble around. she appears to be unaware of her surroundings or what is happening.*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1533
(6/27/01 3:26:09 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Sabre hits the ground and grunts before slowly getting up::
WHO DARES? YOU CANNOT HOPE TO HARM ME, CHILD, FOR I AM A GOD. I HAVE DANCED WITH THE GODS...WITH WYNTERSTORM. AND I WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM. I BELIEVE THAT UPSET YOU QUITE A BIT, CORRECT?
::Sabre suddenly reasserts herself momentarily, screaming bloody murder until Quabiri takes control again::
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1534
(6/27/01 3:27:15 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::'Sabre' notices Illy stumbling around and smiles::
ILLUSHUN. WHY HAVE YOU NOT HEEDED MY CALL?
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1830
(6/27/01 3:28:17 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*XMG gets real angry*
LISTEN YOU SON OF A B***H I DONT GIVE A F**K WHO YOUR DANCE PARTNERS ARE ALL IM SAYING IS GET THE F**K OUT OF MY FRIEND NOW!!!!!!
The HIGH LORD
1st Born
Posts: 1384
(6/27/01 3:31:18 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"We'll talk later!"(grabs Illy and teleports)"I'll be back for you!"
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1535
(6/27/01 3:31:23 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR FRIEND IS UNIMPORTANT, MERELY A CONVENIENT AND PSI-SENSITIVE VESSEL FOR ME BEFORE I TRULY ENTER THIS REALM. I WILL RELEASE HER SOON.
NOW BRING ME PERPETUA.
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1831
(6/27/01 3:33:15 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'll bring you an asskicking.
*XMG's eyes glow white as he enters the astral plane and goes after Quabari*
Illushun
The New One
Posts: 101
(6/27/01 3:35:02 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* illushun has been kidnapped by apocalypse. what shall become of her?*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1536
(6/27/01 3:37:07 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Quabiri laughs as XMG joins him on the astral plane::
BRAVE BOY! BUT BRAVERY IS NOT ENOUGH.
::he grows in size until he's many times larger than XMG, and brings his hands together to crush him::
The HIGH LORD
1st Born
Posts: 1387
(6/27/01 3:37:51 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(reappearing at the nearest stronghold, talking to Forge)"Attend to her, let her rest and call me when she wakens!"......."There's something very wrong going on....and I'll see to it!
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1537
(6/27/01 3:41:05 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Quabiri seems very annoyed when he realizes Illushun is gone::
SHE WAS MINE! NO MATTER...SHE CANNOT RESIST MY CALL.
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1833
(6/27/01 3:41:09 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*XMG's arms grow in size. He holds them out and stop's Qubari's hands, he looks up at Quabari and shoots fire from his mouth.*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1538
(6/27/01 3:43:23 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Quabiri laughs and disperses the fire with a quick puff of breath. He slashes at XMG with some giant claws::
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1834
(6/27/01 3:45:48 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*XMG screams in pain as the claws hit him, gutting him, he falls onto a nearby platform holding his stomach*
Jesus
*XMG's head tilts back and his hand drops, his intestines leap out at Quabari hissing like snakes.*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1539
(6/27/01 3:48:38 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR PARLOUR TRICKS GROW WEARISOME, CHILD. BRING ME PERPETUA.
::Quabiri pulls out a sword and beheads the snakes. His hand forms a giant hammer and attempts to crush XMG::
The HIGH LORD
1st Born
Posts: 1388
(6/27/01 3:51:01 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(talking to Forge)"She fought very well against Sabre, who at one time was almost a flawless and invincable warrior!.....Also I know there's a lot of mystery that she wants solved and we can help her with that as well!
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1835
(6/27/01 3:51:34 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*XMG rolls out of the way as the hammer strikes the platform, crumbiling it. XMG drops in empty space before hitting another platform, hard. He groans and slowly gets to his feet.*
(stumbiling) That all you got?
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1540
(6/27/01 3:51:47 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Sabre's weak, whispery voice floats around XMG's consciousness::
Get out now, child. He'll kill you.
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1836
(6/27/01 3:53:42 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*XMG looks insulted*
Hell no
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1541
(6/27/01 3:54:02 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
MY POWER IS ENDLESS, XMG. JOIN ME AS THE OTHERS HAVE. GO TO THE MOUNTAINS, AND BRING ME PERPETUA.
::he pulls out a whip and strikes XMG with it while laughing::
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1837
(6/27/01 3:58:05 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*XMG screams in pain and drops to the ground. XMG weakly raises one hand and launches rabid dogs at Quabari*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1542
(6/27/01 4:02:18 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Quabiri shrugs and kicks the dogs away::
I TIRE OF THIS, FOR YOU PRESENT NO THREAT TO ME AND MERELY WASTE MY TIME. I WILL GIVE YOU BACK THE GIRL FOR NOW.
TELL PERPETUA AND DRAGA THAT I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE UP TO, AND THEIR PLANS ARE FUTILE. I WILL HAVE CONTROL OF THIS REALM.
::he vanishes from the astral plane::
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1543
(6/27/01 4:03:46 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Sabre is lying on the ground, moaning and muttering to herself, still tormented by the thousands of telepathic voices::
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1838
(6/27/01 4:03:55 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*XMG vanishes from the realm and rushes over to Sabre*
HEY! Are you in there?
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1544
(6/27/01 4:06:40 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Be quiet! I won't do it...no...Perpetua...XMG...
::she continues babbling and shouting at the voices::
NotWedge
I'm a Mystery!
(6/27/01 4:07:23 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*NotWedge is already here.*
What the great freakin' monkey heck is going on here?
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1839
(6/27/01 4:09:54 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*XMG starts to peer into Sabre's mind, but know better.*
I gotta do somethin.....uuuuuh....NULL FIELD!!!! Wheres my teleporter?
*pats himself down*
...S**T!!!!
*looks down at Sabre*
Well I guess.....we...gotta walk.
*throws Sabre over his shoulder and starts the long walk to HQ*
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1840
(6/27/01 4:10:55 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*spins around*
NotWedge! Chaos shield!
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1546
(6/27/01 4:14:23 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
NotWedge...help me...I love you....
::starts to sob::
Hello My Name Is XMG
SNOOTCH!!
Posts: 1841
(6/27/01 4:15:57 am)
Reply Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*frowns*
And what am I chopped liver? IM the one who scared off that crazy god guy...he was scared of me...
*holds pounding head*
Sabrewithasword
Resistance Hot-head
Posts: 1547
(6/27/01 4:17:52 am)
Reply | Edit Re: Come get some Sabre!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::holds her head::
Quabiri HATES you! He wants you to die with Perpetua...they keep telling me to kill you...and to kill everyone...shut them up!
NotWedge
I'm a Mystery!
(6/27/01 4:18:13 am)
Reply Let's get outa here!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Uhm, no problem.
*Forms a chaos shell around Sabre and then they're already back at HQ.
Back to the main RPG page