"The Coffin" as told by JLt...

A  man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...behind him
Walking faster he looks back and makes out the image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing
faster ...faster ...BUMP ...BUMP ...BUMP
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
clapping...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP ...clappity-BUMP ...on the
heals of the terrified man
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps
With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping
towards him
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...but all he can
find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin...
.and of course
..the coffin stops!
*the end*