Razzle Survives A Lynching...

Razzle: Have any of you ever been hung by the neck
Nikkili: not lately no
Acira: Not yet
Angus: not in this life, no
darkmage: look  out  raz farted   *ducks*
Razzle: One night I was  :-)
Daphne: I see it didn't take very well...
Daphne: *G*
Acira: You can hang me, not tell another story.  heheh
darkmage: we  can   hey nik  get a  rope
Daphne: Why were you hung, Razzle??
Nikkili: haha
Razzle: no Daphne I did come out of it alive
Nikkili: who can tie a hangmans knot?
Razzle: Well a friend and I were out one night
Nikkili: ack
Razzle: enjoying the evening at a tavern
Nikkili: *listens
Razzle: Little did we know that we were the targets that night for some fun
Razzle: the local boys were planing
darkmage: oh no it's a  bitter  beer  face  story 
Acira: lol
Razzle: was in a little town in the sounth east
Razzle: My buddy and I were in the air force at the time
Razzle: And out the main gate there was a sign "Help Clean up Biloxi, Kill an Airman"
Razzle: Nice town to have an air base at
Razzle: so It seems these local boys wanted to have some fun with us
darkmage:  must  have  been a  slow   tourist  season 
Razzle: so late at night they grabed the 2 of us
Razzle: and took us out to the cemitary
VictoriaPhibes: lol
Razzle: Taking a cable with nooses on both ends
Razzle: they toss the cable over a pole
darkmage: giggles 
Razzle: and have us stand on a brick ledge
Razzle: putting a noose over both our necks
darkmage: stretch time
VictoriaPhibes: ouch
Angus: Time to dig the graves, lads...
Razzle: then left us for the niaght
Razzle: but just before they had done that
Razzle: they had us sit on an ant hill
Angus: och!
Chelaan: Ouch
Razzle: so you can emagin how much we were moving while trying to stand on that ledge
darkmage: itchy hehehe