"Give Me Back My Liver!" as told by XeRo, with help from the listeners... *G* XeRo: ok this one isnt as halloween related..but it kinda is its more like a spooky story XeRo: its a good one,, M u n k u y: k SalvationPout: hehehe... and down down down you go into the pits of bad tale tellers hell.... XeRo: here we go. XeRo: A new food store opens, XeRo: a man buys some liver..is what he buys... XeRo: he goes home.. XeRo: and starts to open it up XeRo: he starts hearing noises... XeRo: he hears "give me back my liver" SalvationPout: from the liver? XeRo: and other weird noise. XeRo: not FROM it lol SalvationPout: oh XeRo: just out of nowhere.. SalvationPout: coulda made money off a talking liver XeRo: so..he starts eating it XeRo: LOL Brave Hawk: hehehee...I have a growling stomach M u n k u y: hehe XeRo: ok well he eats the liver.. XeRo: and he still hears these noises XeRo: "give me back my liver!" XeRo: and it goes on XeRo: he eventally gets some more liver XeRo: and hears even MORE sounds like that.. SalvationPout: more liver? SalvationPout: must be anemic XeRo: one day a man comes to his house and says "give me back my liver!" Wings0nite: guy really loves liver XeRo: lol XeRo: and he keeps saying give it back, give it back. XeRo: but the guy doesnt know what he means XeRo: he thinks he like has his liver XeRo: but it was supposed to be animal liver or something XeRo: not a human liver.. M u n k u y: eww XeRo: so he goes to the store and asks about it. SalvationPout: Safeway? XeRo: the store ended up being like..a weird store XeRo: owned by these crazy people that were rumored to like...do that kinda stuff. XeRo: so the guy never goes there again XeRo: BUT XeRo: he still hears those noises.. XeRo: "Give me back my liver!" XeRo: one day..when the guy who bought the liver was asleep.. SalvationPout: mmmmmmm..... Who's missing a liver? XeRo: the man that wanted the liver back..murdered the man who ate the liver XeRo: ripped em apart..organ by organ XeRo: until he got his liver M u n k u y: ouch. SalvationPout: *thud* Wings0nite: yuck XeRo: i said it gets gory!! XeRo: lol XeRo: and the man SalvationPout: I used to like liver XeRo: ended up being like..a non existant thing M u n k u y:..lol..j/k XeRo: it was like some evil ghost thing XeRo: ok XeRo: and thats it XeRo: hehe M u n k u y: cool Stannley: heheh Brave Hawk: waaahooo M u n k u y: whos next? XeRo: :) SalvationPout: who has my liver? SalvationPout: I would like to order some farver beans with that... please Stannley: hahaha XeRo: anyone want some...Liver?