- Name: Ryan "Angelface" Agadoni
- Sex: Male
- Height: 5'12"
- Weight: not enough
- Eyes: Brown
- Hair: Brown
- Residence: Ryan Agadoni's Hideout
- Name: Joseph "Starkie" Henchman
- Sex: Male
- Height: Tall enough for go-karts
- Weight: sufficient
- Eyes: Brown
- Hair: Like Hitler's
- Residence: Joe Henchman's Palace of Pain
