The Chatroom

by L'Phantom

Rosebud: Good evening, and welcome to CERK's online chat room. I will be your host this evening. Feel free to speak amongst yourselves.

WhteKnight: Did anyone else hear the Nightcrawler's show tonight? I thought it was particularly depressing.

FashionGal: Oh, darling, you mean you *listen* to that dreadful show? That poor man has *no* sense of style!

WhteKnight: And you do?

FashionGal: Of course! I make it a point to stay on the cutting edge of fashion! But then again, basic black never goes out of style, does it?

DaddysGirl: Black? Ugh! How dreary! Why don't you wear something more cheerful, like pastels or something?

FashionGal: Pastels? At this time of year? You *must* be joking.

DaddysGirl: What do you mean "this time of year?" What's wrong with it?

FashionGal: <sigh> I rest my case.

WhteKnight: There's nothing wrong with it, DaddysGirl... I'm sure you look very nice in them. FashionGal just has different... tastes. That's all.

DaddysGirl: She still didn't have to make it sound like I was crazy.

FashionGal: If the shoe fits...

WhteKnight: Let's be nice here, ladies.

FashionGal: And just *who* are you calling a lady, sir?

DaddysGirl: What would you prefer? Bitch, perhaps?

WhteKnight: That goes for you, too, DaddysGirl. Be nice.

DaddysGirl: She started it.

ImADoctor: That shouldn't matter. It'll have to end, sooner or later, and I'm sure both of you would prefer sooner. Now let's give a virtual handshake and be friends.

DaddysGirl: I will if she will.

FashionGal: <sigh> Fine.

ILoveCows: There, now, don't you feel better now that you've settled it?

DaddysGirl: Yeah, I guess.

TheRatman: Any sweetcheeked lil babycake wanna pop off for a bit of... horizontal calisthenics? ;)

FashionGal: Hardly.

DaddysGirl: Horizontal what?

ILoveCows: Never mind, DaddysGirl... You don't want to know.

WhteKnight: Ratman, find some other women to harass... These aren't interested in anything *you* have to offer.

TheRatman: Sure thing, guv. Just thought I'd ask, just the same.

ImADoctor: What a strange man.

ILoveCows: Tell me about it.

DaddysGirl: Age/Sex check! 24/F

FashionGal: 25 and holding/Never on the first date

ImADoctor: 29/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

ILoveCows: 450/Well, since you asked, sure.

WhteKnight: 767/Not if I can help it.

Rosebud: 1917/Why? It's overrated.

SuvlakiMan: Oh man, oh man, you guys are *weird*!