"Diamonds are a
girl's best friends.
Dogs are man's best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?"
Thanks Knox Rhine...I love that joke!
It is a joke.....Isn't it? *Grin* |
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DEEP THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will
sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
- Two rules for life: (1) Don't tell people everything you know. (2)
- I was once in a spelling bee, but I lost because the other contestants cheeted.
- Did ancient Roman doctors refer to IV's as fours?
- Now I know why they call them trial lawyers. I tried one and I didn't like him.
- Why get even when you can get odd?
- They say if you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat down your door. But
usually it's just one neighbor, and he'll probably quit once you stop throwing dead mice
in his yard.
- Want to trace your family tree? Run for public office or win the sweepstakes.
- A fool and his money are soon partying.
- How come you never hear about GRUNTLED employees?
- I went to a strip mall the other day. Let me tell you, I was disappointed.
Everybody else had on clothes.
- Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
- There are two kinds of jokes - the ones people laugh at, and the ones where
people say, "That's funny."
- You say "tomato," I say "tomato.com."
- The reason that men pay for dates is because women have to pay for the wedding.
- I'm in love with a girl who doesn't even know I'm alive. She thinks she got me
with her long-range rifle.
- Just because it's toxic doesn't mean it's not tasty.
- Why isn't there an explosion when you pour gasoline on fire ants?
- Never let your willpower get the best of you.
- I thought learning to play the bagpipes was hard until I realized I was
strangling an ostrich.
- There are three types of people: those who can count and those who can't.
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