1.  PC has fewer letters than Mac, so Mac users who would wish to switch to PC won't boggle their minds with too many letters to remember.

2.  Usually when the clock on a Mac is wrong, somehow the Macs are so dependable and smart that it will tell you that the clock has the incorrect time, but for some reason doesn't know what time it really is anyway.

3.  Oooohhh, let's hope people will buy our computers because they don't have any new features, but they have a clear blue monitor!!!!

4.  Hey, it doesn't stop there!  You can even get it in Purple, red, orange, or even green!!! Wow other colors too!  Oooooohhhh!!!

5.  Yes!  The perfect design that automatically reads your floppy disk!!  Woops!  I'll be late for school in two minutes and I need to get my disk out of there cause I left in there last night!  No time to turn the computer on!!  If only I could just push a button on the floppy drive to get it out like on a PC!!

6.  "Aw Hell, who cares", says a Mac designer, "although floppy disks are universally used and zip drives are found on almost no ones computers, floppies are too slow for Macs, so we'll just stop selling floppy drives with our computers altogether and throw zip drives in there instead!  Now having disks to transport your files cannot be done!!!"

7.  Ditto on #5 about CD-ROM drives.

8.  "Alright, fine they invented 'spring loaded' CD-ROM drives so you can get CD's out with the computer off.  Now all it needs to do to break is have one tiny little spring inside the drive door to break and I'll have to get a new one!!"

9.  "HAHAHA," says another Mac designer, "now we can make Mac formatted disks incompatable with PC's so that you can only open your Mac files on a Mac, while PC users can open PC files ANYWHERE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"

10.  Hey, let's just face it.  Processor speeds being nearly twice as fast as PC are good, but you're also paying more than twice as much for it on a Mac.