Sana's clock reads 8:30. The pig/hawaiian-looking thing on top of her clock dances.

In her dream she yodels, "Yahou...", while standing on top of a hill with a flag waving 8:30. Instead of her echo, she gets "Schoooool..." in return. She wakes up. The pig/tree/hawaiian-looking thing pants in exhaustion.

-Kurata Sana, 11 years old.

Title: I'm an elementary school girl with a pimp (That's what the subtitles read. I take no credit for the translation. I don't know enough Japanese.)

Babbit Screen: "Sana and Mama's Breakfast"

Sana rushes to leave for school, but Mama stops her with a mallet.

-Mama, famous writer and Aoki Award winner

Mama drives Sana to the table in her red car. She insists that Sana have breakfast. Sana wolfs down the food. Rei-kun offers to drive Sana-chan.

-Rei-kun, manager, boyfriend, driver, pimp.

Babbit Screen: "Rei-kun's careful driving"

Rei-kun's going slower than people walking on the sidewalk, until Sana-chan hugs him and blocks his view of the road.

Arriving at school, Rei-kun reminds Sana that she has a live broadcast of Child's Toy after school.

Babbit explains: (while shown freeze-frame of Sana-chan kissing Rei-kun in the background) Sana is a member of a theatrical company, Komawari. now she's a child-actress in starring in the TV show, Child's Toy.

Babbit Screen: It was fine until now, but...

Apparently the class is in chaos. The girls are worried about being behind in their lessons. It all started with the boys teasing the teacher. And it's getting worse everyday.

-Hayama Akito, leader of the boys.

Sana-chan tries to ask the teacher for help with her homework. But the boys pretend to have stomach-aches and distract the teacher. Mitsuya-sensei starts crying. Another teacher, Mitsuya-sensei's boyfriend, comes to yell at the class, but stops in response to Hayama. The class once again erupts into chaos and Mitsuya-sensei runs from the room crying.

Babbit Screen: Live Child's Toy

Sana-chan complains and can't sit still while her hair dresser does her hair for the show.

Here Sana-chan also calls Rei-kun her "pimp." Meaning according to Sana's definition, "I give him my allowance every month."

While in the hall, performing her Komawari techniques, in preparation for dealing with that "akuma," Hayama, she accidentally thrusts the script she's holding into the gut of Mamo-chan from the band Tokio, who incidentally sings the opening song to the show.

Zenijirou's Child's Toy (Zenijirou no Kodomo no Omocha) is the show that Sana is on right now.

Sana-chan, in front of live TV cameras, names 6th grade student #36 Hayama Akito as the source of all the problems in her class to the whole country. (Well, anyone who watched the show)

*commercial*