We all get them. . . At work, at school, at home. We get them from our co-workers, family, friends, acquaintances. I had tons of them, so I decided to put them up for all to enjoy. Instead of sending them to your friends, send your friends to this page. Also, email good forwards to me at [email protected].

Just Funny

Seinfeldisms

The Paradox of our Time ..... by George Carlin

Clean Laffs. . .

Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....

We all live in an Answering Machine...

Bad Day At Work

Oxymorons

The Death of a Legend

For the Coffee Drinkers

"Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"

A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

Internet Mail Lists

A Riddle

A Frog Goes to a Bank

How to Bathe a Cat

Ten Things that Piss Me Off - Adam Sandler

I Saw It In The Paper

The Air Traffic Controller

Funny Phone Message

Clean Laffs II. . .

Thought For the Day

WISE SAYINGS

Is Your Cat Normal?

The English Language

Clean Laffs III. . .

Signs for the Stupid

Origin of Chapstick

Why Moms Worry

Prayer for Senility

THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE

The Final Chain Letter!

Clean Laffs III

Oh my gawd...

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

One for the Stay-At-Homers

CATS

McDonald's Aplication


Songs and Poems

Rickety, Tickety, Tin

The Mamogram Shuffle

Butt Prints in the Sand

'Twas The Night Before Samhain

'Twas the evening of Samhain (Take Two)

Grandma got ran over by a broomstick


Funny Pictures and Graphics

HOW TO ROB A SNOWMAN

It's a Sad Day on Sesame Street :(

Man with Six Foot Cock

Free to Good Home

Productivity

Keyboard of the Future

Grammie

Tail Wagging

The Titanic

How to tell if your ass is too small

Fortune Cookie

Wisconsin Funky

Let Go

Dos Rules

Have you been here before?

Who Will?

Liquid

Bud

Your Rights

Can't Afford Clothes

Yeah, They Flip

Keep Using My Name in Vain. . .

New Cubes

Got Mail?

Revenge of the Mouse

Which Baby?

Windows Screen 1

Windows Screen 2

Windows Screen 3

Bath Toy


Blond Jokes

Blond at the mail box

Blond Rabbit Joke

A Blond and a Lawyer

The Dangers of Horseback Riding

Another Blond Joke


Making Fun of your Job

Comprehending Engineers

THE PROCTOLOGY STUDENT

The Math of life

Slam the engineer

At Work


Tricks, Lists, and Form Letters

ARE YOU IN THE 98%

You can tell you've had too much of the 90s when...

For people who send you chain letters...

Official RESIGNATION

Only In America

MOOOOOOOO

31 Ways to Have an Extra-Specially Fun Time At WalMart!

AGE BAROMETER

World Life Test

EXPRESSIONS FOR HIGH STRESS DAYS

FOOD (or Beer) FOR THOUGHT

You know you're in Cincinnati when. . .

You might be from Wisconsin if. . .

REJECTED HALLMARK CARDS

Quotes that make you feel smart

Lightbulbs

Virus Updates

The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female

Microsoft Dinner 98

New state mottos for Y2K


Men Versus Women

Two new additions to the periodic table of elements

The Points System

Raise For Your Penis

Why Men Stand & Pee

BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN

Funeral Procession

Labor Without Pain

Women?s Little Instruction Book

Here's some pickup lines we could all use

Boys and Girls

THE PERFECT MAN

Off Color Jokes

Perfect Day for Everyone

Gender Gap

If Men Got Pregnant


Touching Stories

WHAT I'VE LEARNED

Your Idea of a Good Friend

Natural Highs

A Sad Cat Story

The ABC's of Friendship

I Am Thankful For...

Beauty Tips

"Visions of Sugarplums" by Margaret Morrison

If I had my Life to Live Over

Friends...

INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE

Two Men

The Tablecloth

Miracle of a Brother's Song


Holiday Related

New and Interesting Thanksgiving Turkey Uses

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

New Contract for Santa

The Joy of Cooking For Christmas

The Feline 12 Days Of Christmas

Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines

20 ways to confuse Santa

Hows Santa Knows IF you've Been Good

A College Christmas

Christmas Jokes

Halloween Jokes

20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters

Top 10 Houses to Avoid While Trick-Or-Treating

A Little Child Shall Lead

'TWAS THE WEEK AFTER CHRISTMAS'

Valentine's Day Jokes

Halloween Humor


Not Exactly Clean

A Whale story...

The Seven Dwarfs

AT LAST, AN ANSWER TO THIS AGE OLD QUESTION - WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

Don't get mad get even!!!!!!

"NEW PRODUCT: MICROSOFT CONTRACEPTIVES"

Beer Warnings

Three Conditions

Capitalism

POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER

Apartment House Joke


Religion

True Witch

What Would the Gods Do?

LUNCH WITH GOD

THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM

Witchy Joke

Pagan Pick Up Lines

Heaven Knows

"You Might be Pagan If..."

Witches Who went to see the movie "Practical Magic"...

Pagan After Death

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE

WICCAN LIGHT BULB JOKE

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road ? (Pagan-style)

Top 10 Reasons Eve was Created

Deity Viruses. (Also Known as: If the Gods Were Viruses)

PAGAN STANDARD TIME

TEN WAYS TO PISS OFF A PAGAN

WHY M&Ms ARE WICCAN

Pagan Humor

The Pagan's Proposal

A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to pagan parents

God's Voicemail

Divine Press Release

What tree did you fall from?

CLASSIC CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS


Sick, Sad World

Real ER stories (yikes)

True (?) Story: How about Taco Bell?


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