You might be from Wisconsin if. . .

1. -You only know three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup 
2. -You design you Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit 
3. -The mosquitos have landing lights 
4. -You have more miles on your snowblower than your car 
5. -Goodyear Tire on any Saturday is busier than toystores 
at Christmas 
6. -You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard 
7. -Driving is better in the winter because the potholes 
fill in with snow 
8. -Sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie 
9. -You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car 
10. -The local paper covers major headlines on 1 page, but 
requires 6 pages for sports 
11. -At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat 
processing plant 
12. -The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun 
13. -Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof 
14. -You think the start of deer season is a national holiday 
15. -Your major church fundraiser isn't bingo-it's sausage making 
16. -You head south to go to your cottage 
17. -You know which leaves make good toilet paper 
18. -You find 0 degrees a little chilly 
19. -The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer 
20. -You play hockey outdoors 10 months a year 
21. -Your hometown buys a Zamboni when they need a bus 
22. -You know what to do with a Blatz 
23. -You actually understand these jokes 
24. -You forward them to all your Wisconsin friends