You might be from Wisconsin if. . .
1. -You only know three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup
2. -You design you Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
3. -The mosquitos have landing lights
4. -You have more miles on your snowblower than your car
5. -Goodyear Tire on any Saturday is busier than toystores
at Christmas
6. -You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard
7. -Driving is better in the winter because the potholes
fill in with snow
8. -Sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie
9. -You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car
10. -The local paper covers major headlines on 1 page, but
requires 6 pages for sports
11. -At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat
processing plant
12. -The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun
13. -Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof
14. -You think the start of deer season is a national holiday
15. -Your major church fundraiser isn't bingo-it's sausage making
16. -You head south to go to your cottage
17. -You know which leaves make good toilet paper
18. -You find 0 degrees a little chilly
19. -The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer
20. -You play hockey outdoors 10 months a year
21. -Your hometown buys a Zamboni when they need a bus
22. -You know what to do with a Blatz
23. -You actually understand these jokes
24. -You forward them to all your Wisconsin friends