WICCAN LIGHT BULB JOKE

How many in a coven does it take to change a light bulb? 
The High Priestess who represents the Goddess of her Tradition is the 
director, the High Priest Produces the chairs, ace bandages, forms the 
lines for the coveneers, has bandaids on the side. And the coveneers all 
stands on a chair and take one spin per witch to take off the bulb, and the 
child of the darkness who is new to the group, takes off the bulb finally 
and throws it away. The job of the High Priestess and the Goddess is done. 
How many Dianic Wiccans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
Just one, and it's NOT FUNNY!!! 

How many Dianics does it take to change a light bulb? 
(any large number here) -- One to change the light bulb, one to prepare the 
environmental impact statement, and the rest to do a self-criticism 
afterwards... 

How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb? 
Thirteen! One to hold the bulb and 12 to drink enough to make the room spin. 

How many years does it take a Druid to change a light bulb? 
21, unless you're Irish. 

How many Isians does it take to change a light bulb? 
Three. One to change the light bulb, one to handle publicity, and one to 
write the newsletter. 

How many British Traditional Witches does it take to change a light bulb? 
Thirteen. One to change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old 
bulb. 

How many Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb? 
It's a third degree secret. 

How many years does it take a Gardnerian witch to change a light bulb? 
A year and A day in an Outer Grove, a year and a day at first level, a year 
and a day at second level, but only third levels change light bulbs. 

How many Alexandrian witches does it take to change a light bulb? 
"Lets go see how the Gardnerians do it!" 

How many years does it take an Alexandrian Witch to change a lightbulb? 
That's the Maiden's Job. Maiden - Make it so. 

How many Starhawk Witches does it take to change a light bulb? 
(plaintively) "There are starving villages in Africa that don't even HAVE 
light bulbs..." 

How many years does it take a Starhawk Witch to change a light bulb? 
Well, it depends how hard you study, but you can do it now if you are 
solitary. 

How many solitary Witches does it take to change a light bulb? 
(if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as 
you wait for them to grasp the obvious) 

How many years does it take a Kitchen Witch to change a light bulb? 
Its already been changed. 

How many Frost "School of Wicca" Witches does it take to change a light 
bulb? 
"Just you! That's right, YOU! And for only $195 we'll send you our complete 
"Witches Magic Power of Light Bulb Changing Course" with real knowledge 
that you can apply this to ANY light bulb ANYWHERE! Listen to the testimony 
of a young couple from Wisconsin who..." 

How many Erisians does it take to change a light bulb? 
"How many of them are there?" 

How many members of IOT does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
Sorry, that ritual is copyrighted. 

How many Proteans does it take to change a light bulb? 
I can't tell you--they never change a light bulb the same way twice! 

How many Proteans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
How many will fit? 

How many Buckland Witches does it take to change a light bulb? 
"Refer to my second book, "Practical Light Bulb Changing" by Raymond 
Buckland..." 

How many Pagans does it take to change a light bulb? 
Six. One to change it, and five to sit around complaining that lightbulbs 
never burned out before those damned Christians came along. 

How many Thelemites does it take to change a light bulb? 
None, Every One of them is a Star. 

How many Golden Dawners does it take to change a light bulb? 
One to hold the ladder, one to hold the bulb, three to decipher the Light 
Bulb Ritual from the Secret Chiefs, one to publish it, and one to sue all 
the others. 

How many Ceremonial magicians does it take to change a light bulb? 
One. They hold it up, and the world revolves around them. 

How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb? 
What do you want it changed into? 

How many NROOGDers does it take to change a light bulb? 
14. One to do it, one to write poetry about it, and 12 to hold a Council and 
decide whether or not the poem's authentic. 

How many Sex magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw on the altar! 
How many Sex magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
Only two, but they have to be very small! 

How many Tantrics does it take to change a light bulb? 
2 as long as the lamp is by the bed... 

How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb? 
"Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!" 

How many New Agers does it take to change a light bulb? 
Five. One to change it and four to share the experience! 

How many New Agers does it take to change a light bulb? 
(in a flaky voice) We don't use light bulbs, we just think happy thoughts at 
our quartz crystals and they glow. 

How many years does it take for a New-ager to change a light bulb? 
Well, it takes many many years, unless you pay $650 US non-refundable, Visa 
or MC accepted. Then you can do it after the weekend intensive training 
seminar. 

How many Boulderites (as in Boulder, CO, mecca of new agers) does it take to 
change a light bulb? 
None. They just join self-help groups to learn to live with darkness in 
their lives. 

How many Druids does it take to change a lightbulb? 
501. 1 to change the bulb, and 500 to re-align the stone! 

How many Angels, Pixies, and Sprites does it take to change a light bulb? 
The Angels glow the power of the light within themselves, the Pixies have 
fun and keep spinning around, and around while they watch the sprites 
changing the light bulb. 

How does a Psychic change a light bulb? 
When a light glimmers in her/his third eye to remind the Psychic. 

How does a woman change a light bulb? 
When the woman bitches, yells, screams about it, then changes the broken 
bulb!