Is Your Cat Normal?

how to tell if your cat has a problem: 
(ask yourself the following questions) 

1. does your cat sleep 22 hours a day, and spend the 
other two hours in non-stop eating? 
2. does your cat take frequent naps in annoying 
places, such as in the center of the dinner table, 
in the kitchen sink, or on top of your freshly- 
cleaned-off-hair (and favorite) bedspread? 
3. is your cat selfish? conceited? arrogant? aloof? 
insensitive? 
4. does she wake you up in the middle of the night and 
refuse to stop meowing until you accompany her to 
her food bowl to watch her eat? 
5. does your cat tear down holiday decorations? does 
she destroy any stuffed toy or cat-sized household 
ornament which might be misconstrued as her competition? 
6. does your cat perceive herself to be sole owner 
of all property? does she often show disdain for 
your taste, or act as if you are an embarrassment 
to her? 




if you answered "yes" to most of these questions . . . 






























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your cat is normal