Is Your Cat Normal?
how to tell if your cat has a problem:
(ask yourself the following questions)
1. does your cat sleep 22 hours a day, and spend the
other two hours in non-stop eating?
2. does your cat take frequent naps in annoying
places, such as in the center of the dinner table,
in the kitchen sink, or on top of your freshly-
cleaned-off-hair (and favorite) bedspread?
3. is your cat selfish? conceited? arrogant? aloof?
insensitive?
4. does she wake you up in the middle of the night and
refuse to stop meowing until you accompany her to
her food bowl to watch her eat?
5. does your cat tear down holiday decorations? does
she destroy any stuffed toy or cat-sized household
ornament which might be misconstrued as her competition?
6. does your cat perceive herself to be sole owner
of all property? does she often show disdain for
your taste, or act as if you are an embarrassment
to her?
if you answered "yes" to most of these questions . . .
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relax,
your cat is normal