Who went to see the movie "Practical Magic"... THE KITCHEN WITCH: Went to see it for the name. Was jealous... why can't *I* have a greenhouse for my herbs? THE DIANIC: Shouted things like "You go, sisters!" through the entire movie. Was offended that the sheriff was a male. Grudingly conceded it was necessary for plot development. THE GARDNERIAN: No athames? No robes? Reading the spell straight out of the BOS? Obvious dabblers... THE DRUID: Cried when the rose bush was cut down. THE FAERIE SHAMAN: Words? What's up with that? Spent first half of movie looking for little people, found only children. THE ANGST-TEEN: Was upset. Damned movie wasn't a thing like "The Craft". Went home and tried to levitate a friend. THE HALLOWEEN MODERNIST: What's up with those pointed black hats and polyester outfits at the end? THE PAGAN TRADITIONALIST: What's up with the spelling of the title. It should have been "Pracktical Magick" and not "Practical Magic.". WICCAN COUCH POTATO: Still trying to figure out if "Charmed" spun off from "Practical Magic" or "The Craft". They are still pondering how the talking black cat from Disney's "Hocus Pocus" ended up on "Sabrina the Teenage Witch".