The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female

The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around 
the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed 
to memory for  future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other 
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as 
informative as  "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, 
then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find 
yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories 
for it!