Beer Warnings
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol containers. Some of the suggestions are as follows: WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. ****************************************** WARNING, The consumption of alcohol may lead to unrealistic expectations of your automobiles actual performance. ********************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings likethish. ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 AM. ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck. ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you. ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear. ****************************************** WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy >> Oh...and remember, "beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"