Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
1. "I'm down here" 
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 
3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 
4. "I can get you off the naughty list" 
5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys" 
6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra." 
7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over 
   at Keebler" 
8. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man" 
9. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig" 
10. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"