Christmas Jokes

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 
Snowflakes. 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? 
Claustrophobic. 

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? 
So he can ho-ho-ho. 

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? 
Because he had low elf esteem. 

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime? 
Sandy Claus! 

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? 
Fleece Navidad! 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
Frostbite. 

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'?
Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and 
call him names..." 

There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He
was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the 
window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. 
Its raining." She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think 
so, dear. I think it's snowing." But Rudolph knew better. So he says 
to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, 
they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns 
to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red 
knows rain, dear!"