A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, 
The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the 
wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today 
because they pissed me off.  
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today 
as.......They may be connected to the ass that I may have 
to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday, 
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 
20% on Thursday, and 
5% on Fridays.
And help me to remember that.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to
bite me.