What Would the Gods Do?
You have heard of WWJD.....(What would    Jesus Do?)  Well.... Here are
a few Pagan Versions!!
-WWAD? (A= Astarte) Make love AND war.
-WWAD? (A- Artemis) Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his barking
hounds.
-WWAD? (A= Athena) Stare him down (then beat the crap out of them...in a
logical manner.)
-WWAD? (A= Apollo) Test their musical skills...in a fair contest.
-WWAD? (A= Aphrodite) Don't you mean "Who"  would Aphrodite do?
-WWBD? (B= Bacchus) Get them drunk and turn them into dolphins.
-WWBD? (B= Britannia) Rule!
-WWBD? (B= Buddha) Does it matter? If you are enlightened it doesn't.
If you are not enlightened it still doesn't.
-WWCD? (C= Ceres) Discuss it calmly while holding  a scythe.
-WWCD? (C= Ceridwen) Stir it up one more time.
-WWCD? (C= Chaos) No one is quite sure...but it will be messy  and...
interesting.
-WWDD? (D= Demeter) Lay waste to your lands if you don't have her
daughter back by 10 PM! (And don't even THINK of laying a hand on her!)
-WWDD? (D= Discordia) Here...have an apple...IF  you are the fairest!
-WWED? (E= Ereshkigal) Strip them and hang them on a hook to rot.
-WWTED? (TE= The Elueusinians) It's a mystery!
-WWFD? (F= Flora) Say it with flowers. -WWFD? (F= Fortuna) Play the
lottery.
-WWGD? (G= Gaia) Remind them to worship the ground  they stand on.
-WWGD? (G= Ganesha) Saddle up his rat.
-WWHD? (H= Hades) Tell them to go to Hell.
-WWHD? (H= Hecate) Show them the right path...or is it the left?
-WWHD? (H= Hera) She'd get jealous.
-WWHD? (H= Hercules) He'd labor to come up with an answer.
-WWHD? (H= Herne) Lead them on a Wild Hunt!
-WWJD? (J= Janus) Look the other way.
-WWJD? (J= Jupiter) Strike them down with a bolt from the blue.
-WWKD? (K= Kali) Tear out their beating heart, drink their blood and
dance on their trembling corpse.  Then wear parts as jewelry.
-WWKD? (K= Kwan Yin) Show them some mercy.
-WWLD? (L= Loki) Turn left at the next street, buy five chickens,
"borrow" some jewelry, change into a  seal, & steal some apples. For
starters.
-WWLD? (L= Luna) Moon them! -WWMD? (M= Mithras) Cut the bull!
-WWMD? (M= Mars) Suit up for battle.
-WWMD? (M= Mercury) Change his mind... again.
-WWND? (N= Narcissus) Huh? Is there someone else here?
-WWPD? (P= Pan) Tell them to pipe down or f*** off.
-WWPD? (P= Pluto) Hump Minnie's leg. -WWPD? (P= Priapus) Rise to the
occasion.
-WWSD? (S= Sekhmet) Drown her sorrows in blood.
-WWSD? (S= Set) You don't want to know, but it won't be nice.
-WWSD? (S= Shiva) Smoke some weed and dance the night away.
-WWTD? (T= Thor) Hammer it out. -WWVD? (V= Vesta) Keep the home fires
burning.
-WWVD? (V= Vulcan) Live long and prosper.
-WWYD? (Y= Yahweh) "I hear you, I hear you. Stop with the burning bush
already! OY!"
-WWZD? (Z= Zeus) By Jove, he'd flirt with the girls!