Apartment House Joke
Joe rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby 
to put his name on the group mailbox. While he's there, an 
attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to 
the mailboxes wearing a robe. Joe smiles at the young girl 
as she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, 
her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious she has nothing
under the robe. Poor Joe breaks out into a sweat trying to 
maintain eye contact. 

After a few minutes,  she places her hand on his arm and 
says, "Let's go in my apartment, I  hear someone coming..."

He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she 
closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to 
fall off.  Standing there completely nude, she purrs at him,

"What would you say is my best feature?"

The flustered, embarrassed Joe stammers, clears his throat 
several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh it's got to be 
your ears." 

She's astounded.  "Why my ears? Look at these breasts, 
they're full, don't sag,  and they're 100% natural. My butt
is firm. Look at this skin, no blemishes or scars. Why in 
heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my
body?"

Clearing his throat once again, Joe stammers, "Outside when
you said you heard someone coming?   That was me."