Two new additions to the periodic table of elements
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol:       WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at 
nothing and may Freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated 
properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. 
Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, 
and precious stones. 

Volatile when left alone.

Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for 
dispersion of wealth.  Probably the most powerful income 
reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.



Element Name: MAN
Symbol:       XY
Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets 
bent out of shape easily. 
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.

Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples
are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young 
samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it
can get. 

Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes 
explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged
period of time. 

Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good 
specimens are able to produce large quantities on command. 

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly 
decomposes and begins to smell.