Funeral Procession
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the 
nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a 
second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the 
second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a 
leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully 
approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so 
sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.

Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my 
husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to 
help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between 
the two women. "Could I borrow that dog?"

"Get in line."