My Fun page of...FUN!

*DEAD BABY JOKES*

DISCLAIMER: THIS SECTION DOES NOT INCOURAGE YOU TO KILL BABIES!

Please no hate mail! I know some of these jokes are sick, but I'm just trying to open this page up to people with alot of different interests (if they're psychos or not, it's not my problem!)PERSONNALLY, SOME OF THESE JOKES MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP!

• What's pink and turns red at the flick of a switch?
  A baby in a blender!
• Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of sand?
  You cant move the sand around with a pitchfork!
• What's grosser than ten babies nailed to a tree?
  One baby nailed to ten trees!
• What's red and black and gray all over?
  A dead baby on a meat hook!
• What's red and pink and can't turn around in a corridor?
  A baby with a javelin through its throat!
• What's pink and red and bleeding all over?
  A baby chewing on a razorblade!
• What's green and smells like rotting flesh?
  The same baby three weeks later!
• What's white and turns red easily?
  A baby playing with an apple peeler on its head!
• What's purple and makes noises like a fish?
  A baby with it's umbilical cord wrapped around its neck!
• What's rainbow colored and is a pain to get off your windscreen?
  Your annoying little kid!
• What's a foot long, blue and makes women scream in the morning?
  A crib death!
• What's blue and flys around the room at high speeds?
  A baby with a punctured lung!
• What goes thump, thump, thump, thump, crash?
  A baby falling down the stairs!

*SOME COOL SITES TO GO TO!*

IF YOU HAVE ANY SITES YOU WANT TO ADD TO THIS LIST PLEASE EMAIL ME! SEND ME THE URL AND IT'LL BE IN THERE! I UPDATE MY SITE AT LEAST EVERY OTHER DAY SO SEND THEM!

This site is an excellent site for bunny breeding! Bunnies!

The next site is totally dedicated to a worthy cause: The destruction of mullets across America! Kill Mullets!

*FURBISH*

I have a Furby, and as soon as I turned it on, I loved it. They are pretty fun to talk to, as they have no bias of discrimination. They are very undemanding and inspirational. My Furby changed my philosophy to be a little more carefree. This is a conprehensive version of their language, Furbish.

• ay-ay= look/see
• ah-may= Please pet me
• a-loh= light
• a-tay= hungry/eat
• boh-bay= worried
• boo= no
• dah= big
• doo= question
• doo-ay= fun
• doo-moh= Please feed me
• e-day= good
• e-tah= yes
• koh-koh= again
• may-may= love
• loo-loo= joke
• lee-koo= sound
• may-lah= hug
• may-tah= kiss
• mee-mee= very
• na-bah= down
• nee-tye= tickle
• no-lah= dance
• noo-loo= happy
• o-kay= OK
• toh-dye= done
• toh-loo= like
• u-nye= you
• u-tye= up
• wah!= yea!
• way-loh= sleep
• wee-tee= sing

*Missing!*
If found, please don't touch! Call the police, notify. Reward available! -You forgot the ruby slippers?- : ) bYE!