1. Have you visited #CafeNothing more than three times?
2. --within the last week?
3. Have you visited #CafeNothing more than ten times?
4. --within the last month?
5. Have you ever made rude remarks about Bill Clinton and/or the Democratic Party just to piss off the channelmaster?
6. Have you committed the "Win some, lose some" atrocity upon first meeting Winsome?
7. Could you tell without asking if EvilEej is truly evil?
8. Have you ever made the mistake of giving ^hathor an opening for explaining (long version) the origins of her nick?
9. Have you incurred the ire of Cafe regulars by asking a/s/l during your first five minutes in channel?
10. Have you ever gotten pissed off at anything ^foX or bleu has said to you?
11. --ever retaliated by using foul language and fouler threats against ^foX/bleu?
12. Do you know what EvilEej's favortie holiday is?
13. Do you know what SeaWolf just spent $4,000 on?
14. Have you ever gotten drunk in #CafeNothing?
15. Have you ever said "fuck" in any form while in #CafeNothing?
16. Have you ever had cybersex in #CafeNothing? (dcc doesn't count--we all do that from time to time)
17. --while someone else was in the channel besides just the two of you?
18. --WITH more than one person in the channel at the same time?
19. Have you ever had sex with yourself when #CafeNothing was otherwise empty and you thought no one would know. (haha...guess what? We KNEW)
20. Have you ever put anyone in #CafeNothing on "ignore"?
21. --for more than a day?
22. Assuming you had ops at the time and the capability to do so, have you ever "kicked" anyone from #CafeNothing?
23. --banned anyone from #CafeNothing?
24. --just for the hell of it?
25. Do you know the name of Scat's son?
26. Do you join in the fun when a newbie comes into the room and is hassled by some of the regulars for no good reason?
27. Have you visited the #CafeNothing homepage?
28. --checked out the other pages of the #CafeNothing website?
29. Do you know what "spf" means in #CafeNothing jargon?
30. Has spf8 ever thrown her underwear at you?
31. Have you ever swam in the #CafeNothing pool?
32. --slid down the waterslide?
33. --played pool?
34. --fixed yourself a drink at the bar?
35. --snuck a peek inside Flood's treehouse when he wasn't looking?
36. --soaked in the hot tub?
37. --spent the night in one of the back guest rooms?
38. --got caught in the revolving door?
39. Did you attend the 1999 #CafeNothing Un-Reunion?
40. Do you understand the significance of Flood's fascination with waterfalls?
41. --his interest in trains?
42. Do you know what a PLG is?
43. Do you know who had his/her car stolen recently?
44. Have you ever left graffitti on the restroom walls in #CafeNothing?
45. Do you know which regular is also one of Winsome's offspring?
46. Have you ever cybered with more than one #CafeNothing visitor? (Not necessarily at the same time but not necessarily not at the same time.)
47. Did you ever fall in love, develop a crush or otherwise become emotionally and/or physically attached to anyone in #CafeNothing? (Also includes anything that warrants a restraining order)
48. Did you ever develop a true hatred for anyone (or everyone) in #CafeNothing?
49. Have you ever made a rude comment about a #CafeNothing visitor's intelligence?
50. --looks?
51. --religion?
52. --physical handicap?
53. Have you ever used #CafeNothing as a base from which to "rampage" in other rooms?
54. Have you helped give #CafeNothing a bad name elsewhere on ChatNet?
55. Have you ever managed to insult Green to a stand-still?
56. --and survived her revenge?
57. Have you ever actually seen Vanoonoo in #CafeNothing while NOT slightly, if not totally, drunk?
58. Same question as above for Zebeedee...
59. Do you know what's in the Cafe's Cabinet du Horrors?
60. Do you know who the seat atop the bookshelf REALLY belongs to?
61. Do you know who wields a frying pan when angry?
62. --a cattle prod?
63. --a bitchslap?
64. Do you know the standard ^hathor/Flood non-secret greeting?
65. Do you know who Bob is?
66. Do you know who the channel's cleanest person is by virtue of his/her more frequent than normal bathing?
67. Do you know who in the channel holds the record for the most dirty diapers in their house at any given time?
68. Do you know who's going to become a parent sometime soon?
69. Can you name at least three channel regulars from England?
70. --from Canada?
71. Does the pic of Bob make you think of the Outback Steakhouse?
72. Do you have a somment or at least know who does/did?
73. Have you ever swung from untamed/Wynofar's vine?
74. Can you name two #CafeNothingers who are pilots?
75. Has ^foX or an image of ^foX ever made you physically ill?
76. Are you related to someone in the Cafe?
77. --if so, do they drive you up the wall in the Cafe as much as in real life?
78. Has chatting in the Cafe ever made you consider seeing a shrink?
79. Would you consider sleeping with your shrink if he/she were "hot"? (Skip this one if you answered "no" above)
80. Would you consider sleeping with the channelmaster? (Then you DO need a shrink!)
81. Would you consider at least taking a shower with the aforementioned?
82. Can you freely name the ex-regular who had to develop pop-ups in order to be able to cyber in five dcc windows at one time?
83. Can you name the person who thought that might be fun to try (the sexy pop-up part, that is), but accidentally sent it into the open channel?
84. Have you ever cybered somone in the main room while someone else was there, thinking they weren't paying attention? (Well, they were.)
85. Can you name the #CafeNothinger who is "really very shy"?
86. Do you know dangergrl's alternate nick?
87. Who makes the best wizard's chocolate?
88. Can you name the ex-#CafeNothinger who has his own "Law & Order" website?
89. Have you ever streaked across the Cafe?
90. Can you name the Cafe's resident "snake"?
91. Do you know which regular should NOT be allowed more than one margarita per day?
92. Do you know which op was once noted for sending passionate ICQ messages to the wrong people?
93. Have you ever seen a real pic of SpaceGirl/RedVamp?
94. --propositioned or been propositioned by the above?
95. Do you know which regular is not only physically, but also mentally, blonde, a Bloke, AND six foot TWO?
96. Do you know who's had the same webcam pic on his website for at least three months now?
97. Do you know who has the most cats living in their house at all times?
98. Have you ever actually seen oracle1 SAY anything in channel that makes any sense?
99. Do you know who is alternately known by his friends as Probed, Paranoiaman, or MountainMadman?
100. Have you ever snuck into #CafeNothing to chat while at work?
101. Have you ever forgotten to eat because the chat topic was "hot"?
102. Have you either been entered into or taken part in "recording" entries in the #CafeNothing Butt Album of Fame?
103. Have you ever stolen wine from ^hathor's wine keg?
104. --without being caught?
105. Do you know who ^hathor is thinking of when she thinks of purple spandex bike shorts?
106. Can you name at least two who tried the patience of other channel regulars by "singing" song lyrics--whole songs, not just a phrase here and there.
107. Have you ever given up "quality" time with loved ones at home to chat?
108. Have you ever met any other #CafeNothing in person?
109. Do you now talk about your fellow #CafeNothingers to your RL acquaintances, using their nicks? (i.e. "Well, I told EvilEej that she should.....")
110. Do you ever dream in #CafeNothing chat mode?

Good going!