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BODGY BAJENGA'S OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE
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FAMOUS SAYINGS
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IN A RUSSIAN ACCENT
"Shut up you stupid rascist bastard"
"Go and get your wee-bee and shove it up your ass"
"You fight dirty, I fight dirty"
"If I find out you were a part of this, I will kill you"
"Let's step outside"
"your big on words, but shit on fists"
"you've got a big mouth, but can't cover it"
"i'll kick your western ass's"
"i'll remember to spit on your head from the plane"
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STORIES / LIES TOLD BY SASHA
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STORIES ABOUT HIS FATHER
-Sash reckons his father invented a gun that shoots 1000 bullets in one second
-Sasha belives that his father used to be a rally driver
-Sashhhhh! reckons his father was part of the German Airforce but was dismissed because he flew a plane under a bridge
-Sasha thinks his dad worked for the CIA, or was it the FBI?
FACT
-his dad works at Coles as a security guard.( I guess all that airforce training finally paid off)
SASHA'S NEVER ENDING SOCIAL LIFE
-he reckons the girls in his street have "bikini parties"
-he believes that he is a part of a gang, called, "The Celica Gang"
-once he said he was fixing the transmision in his celica, when he was seen walking his dog(or was that his mother) down mileara road.
-his best friends are oliver(look at the link below), and Anton The Macedonian.
-Anton is also supposed to be part of the infamous "Celica Gang"
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FUNNY SHIT THAT HAS HAPPENED AT SCHOOL
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TIGER POWER
-when sasha first came to the school he was probably wanting to make friends pretty quickly, so that he held help later to defend himself if he got into a fight!
-ANYWAY..sash decided to make up some lies so the painful process of making friends was over quickly. Sasha told everyone that he did karate, and that when he was about to fight, he said, he sucks on his veins, to draw blood, which gave him the power of 10 tigers.
WHAT SOUGHT OF FUCKING IDIOT WOULD BELIEVE THIS CROCK OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!
I think sash was being too createive in that situation. But ask him to day about the "Tiger Power" incident, and he'll tell you that he doesn't know what your talking about.
------SOME FUNNY SHIT FROM A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO---------
-SASHA IS SERBIAN and during the American bombing of Belgrade and Kosovo he was always hot tempered
- I mean it was like speaking to a chick on her rags!
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