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| Welcome to Rick and Jim's SLO World | |||||||||||||||||
| Just what is a SLO??? Well first you have to know the basic defination. A SLO is a cross between a Slut and a HO. You know the difference right? See, a slut does it for FUN, and a ho does it for money. WEEELLLL a SLO does it for FUN, but we ain't above a donation! And yes my friends, the "donation" is the name of the game. Yes this club is for men only. Women ALWAYS fall into one of three catagories...1. Slut; 2. Ho; or 3. Neither of the above (#3 is usually totally celebate and afraid of sex). Anyway the object is to not only flirt and get laid by various women, but you also must receive something of value from her. (just getting laid is not enough) See if she works in a resturant, then you should be getting free food, or if she works in a store, you should get big discounts...Get the picture? Anyway, your donation can be anything of value, food, discounts, cash (be careful with cash, there are prostitution laws you know) or if you are REALLY GOOD, you might even get a new car!! Remember though Just getting laid is not enough to qualify you as a SLO! OH Yea, we also have a theme song. It's "The Wanderer" by Dion. When we voted on a song, we had a close runner up, that was "I'm just a gigilo" by David Lee Roth. But the Wanderer seems to fit us a bit better. | ||||||||||||||||
| How can I become a SLO? | |||||||||||||||||
| Well Gentlemen, to become a card carrying SLO, you must be voted in. When Rick and I formed SLO World, we created certain standards (low standards yes, but standards nonetheless). Anyhow, if you think your lifestyle qualifies you as a SLO, and you want to be added to the esteemed membership roll, then you need to E-mail us. Send us at least three clearcut examples of your SLOing prowess, and if they are good enough, Rick and I will vote you in. Why three examples? You see being a SLO is a fulltime lifestyle, not just ocassionally getting lucky. So you have to prove your SLO worthiness to be voted in. E-Mail your examples to me at [email protected] After Rick and I vote, we'll let you know if you've been accepted. Come on and join us now. Its about time we started getting something for all our "attentions", after all women have been getting paid for it one way or another since the beginning of time! | ||||||||||||||||
| The Esteemed Membership Roll | |||||||||||||||||
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Rick M. (Jake) Founding Member Jim D. (Elwoody) Founding Member Timmy (no nickname) Charter Member Doug L. (Slick) Member By the way, these are just some of the woman SLOed by either Rick or myself (and in some instances, both of us, but not at the same time) | ||||||||||||||||
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