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TO ALL YOU CHECKOUT CLERKS AT THE STORE...WE CAME TO GET GROCERIES, NOT TO SOCIALIZE WITH YOU.THE FASTER YOU CAN GET US OUT OF YOUR CRUMMY STORE THE BETTER WE'LL LIKE YOU..IF WE WANTED A CONVERSATION WE'D GO TO A BAR, BUY A BUDGIE OR EVEN VISIT THE IN-LAWS..SO CUT THE CACKLE..WE ARE TIRED OF WAITING.. | JACK HAMMERZ TALKATIVE TILL OPERATORS. ONE-TO-WHINGE COME HERE TO HAVE A MOAN-YOU MAY NOT CHANGE ANYTHING BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST.
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TV CRITIC
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BREAKFAST TELEVISION? IT SUCKS! AND WHY MUST WE HAVE ALL THOSE ANNOYING REGIONAL ACCENTS? AND DO GMTV AND THE BBC REALLY HAVE TO COMPETE TO FIND THE UGLIEST FEMALE PRESENTERS ON TV? CHANNEL4 IS NO BETTER-THE ONLY PRESENTER WORTH SWITCHING ON FOR WAS KELLY BROOK SO THEY FIRED HER. JACK HAMMERZ C4 FOR NOT KNOWING A GOOD THING WHEN THEY SEE IT.
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I'LL BE JAZZIN' UP THIS SITE SOME BY AND BY, PICTURES AN' ALL, SO BE SURE TO KEEP CHECKING BACK...AFTER ALL THE WORLD AIN'T GONNA GET ANY BETTER IS IT?
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