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This world domination is brought to you by Sukkelsoft
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I am Robin Hozee chief executive of sukkelsoft.
So bow to your king And if you dont know it already Sukkelsoft will be the greatest and fastest expanding software company within five years. By that time whe will have taken over Microsoft,Apple,Amsterdam and Heineken. And in our goal to achieve world domination we will force the backing of the USA and Russia and with the this nuclear power we will push our software in your live and the only thing you simple beings can do is like it...
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Yes you have understood me completly!! Sukkelsoft will rule this world and expand our empire far beyond our solarsystem. So you think im joking don't laugh to hard because with our Sukkelsoftsnitch(R) we will detect your laughter and will destroy your PC so watch out...
Like every dictatorship we have some rules and we order you to learn them for within five years you have to obey to these rules.
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So bow to me
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My Rules
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Rule 1
Every day at the start of the workingday you have to sing:
We obey to sukkelsoft tralalalala
We bow for sukkelsoft
tralalalalie
So I love sukkelsoft
tralalalala
And I hate Microsoft
tralalalalie
(This also will be checked by our sukkelsoftsnitch(R))
Rule 2
Love sukkelsoft software because its the only thing you will ever use.
Rule 3
Kiss my homepage everytime you visit it (this will be checked by sukkelsoftsneakshot(R))
Rule 4
Obey to every other rule that comes up in my great mind.
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Join our cause and make this world a sukkely place (if you like to support our cause financely send your money to: postbank (the netherlands) girorekening(account number) :7287119 (no refunds)
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