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Britney Spears Naked!!


Limp Bizkit...Disbanded!!!!
On December 30th I heard the sad sad news about the band on Mtv News. "Fred Durst and Wes Borland ( from the band Limp Bizkit) decided to call it quits today after weeks of disputes while touring." "Fred said "I'm sick and F---ing tired of Wes's onstage antics." In the spirit of the new year I'm turning over a new leaf and that means only one thing its time to enlist kiddies.
Its time to enlist in the Pezcore Army 2001!


Sunday the 19th of November marked a great day in history.....I left the urban waste-land that is Canada. Oh yes Canada. The "Great White North", "our neighbor to the north," "The place where Canadian Bacon is really ham." Ok you get the point. I have gone to Canada many a time now but Sunday was the first time I relized why Canada is a giant crap hole waiting for Saddam Hussien to take it over. Here are soem Zany facts of why Canada sucks

Zany Canada Sucks Facts:


1. We have been Canada's peaceful neighbors to the South since God knows when.
2. If we wanted to take over Canada it would be so easy it would make the 30 days war look like Christmas Break
3. Canada is the birth place of everybodies favorite busride game "10 Seconds �."
4. Canada excepts American currency more than they would thier own.
5. Canada is still living in 1986 fashion wise.
6. Canada is the 52nd state 51st is of course Puerto Rico (Home of Ricky Martin)

Well enough B.S. about Canada now when I get to the good stuff.


Read on my brain washed followers,


Mark
Hey Mr. T teach me how to play "10 Seconds �"
Hi Kiddies this is Mr. T! Today we are goning to learn how to play "10 Seconds �." "10 Seconds �" is a quite easy and fun game to play on a car ride or bus trip. First all you have to do is find somebody in the car or bus that you really hate or is annoying the crap outta you. Then politely ask them "Hey you wanna play ten seconds?" and if they say "Whats that?" it's even better. Have the fool sit down next to you about six inches away from you. Give a watch to somebody or just have somebody count down from ten to zero. As soon as the count begins start beating the crap outta you opponent. As soon as ten seconds is up stop fighting. This is not only a great stress relivier but also a fun way to be in an "unadulterated no holds barred blood bath". So the next you are angry take the anger out on the fool not your self! And remember head shots may be funny and effective during battle but using this method should only be done by professionals.
Get that mouse pointer away from me fool!
Those three hoodlums are gonna go ten seconds on your ass!
This story is called how Jeff bought Britney Spears.
This story begins like most other ones, one day Jeff, Josh, and I were all eating at McDonalds �. We were all in line to get are meat by-product value meals when I reaized all of the Hatch-n-Match � game pieces we could get by ordering the cheapest things that had the game pieces on them. So after ordering 10 hash browns at 99 cents a piece we began whoofing down hash browns and peeling off Hatch-n-Match � game pieces. As we began filling up our prize sheet we suddenly looked down in awww as we realized that we had just filled spots 40, 41,42. 1 Million dollars! Keeping the excitment to ourselves so none of the shady people eating at McDonalds � would steal our prize sheet. We continued to whoof down our Hash Browns peeling the stickers and giggling like little girls when we looked at our Million dollars. When we finally finished we were saddened when we realized that we didn't win the big prize Britney Spears. But however Jeff had a bunch of instant winner stickers. Of course one of them was a free Hash Brown. Jeff said he would not cash that one in because he was sick of eating them. I then slapped Jeff in the back of his head and said "You Fool" Jeff had forgotten about how the Hash Browns had the Hatch-n-Match � stickers on them. Jeff went up to the counter and got his free hash browns. As Jeff sat down he found out that one of his stickers was the remaining half of Britney Spears that we needed. A few days later when we met britney back stage lets just say Jeff used his 33,333 dollars to buy something of Britney's that should be left unsaid.
THE END
And then there was three!
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the Army
Here is a link to the Pezcore Army page.
My Business
Here is a link to my business.
Here is some band stuff
Here is a link to the Defective Merchandise page.
Brian Toxins
The all purpose tabloid page. Pictures from the Blues Brothers 2001 set
Here is a link to my Blues Brothers 2001 page.




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