This page is dedicated to the acknowledgment of loser acknowledgers all over the world like myself. I will be acknowledging the loser, Kevin Kweder. | |||||||||||||||||
| TOP 10 REASONS FOR KEVINS LOSERISTIC-SELF | |||||||||||||||||
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1. The Drew Carey show sucks! 2. ... so does Malcome In The Middle! 3. He is using a quote that he does not have the rights to. EXAMPLE: "Masturbation is not a crime" - Who has that bumper sticker? and who was too scared to buy that same bumper sticker? The answers are (in order to the questions) Jerry Giannini, Kevin Kweder. 4. He wears a pair of 5 yr old basketball shoes because they smell worse then he does. 5. He doesn't know the full names of eachother character in the cartoon "Franklin". 6. He goes on school field trips because he got a good report card. 7. He's not as lazy as he claims to be. 8. He has morals. And he's an even bigger loser everytime he denies it. 9. Is obsessed with fake things such as "the Colonel" and "mighty mouse" and I bet I know more info on those 2 characters then he knows from researching on them for 3 days straight. 10. His only way to show how cool he is is by making new emails addresses that say "Kevin Kweder Is Cool" in one way or another. Oh and by the way, my new email address is, [email protected]. Email me. | ||||||||||||||||
| Kevin is a loser because he wears... | |||||||||||||||||
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-a purple colored watch. -a purple Scooby Do shirt. -dirty as a fashion statement. -tape on his nipples. | ||||||||||||||||
| Kevin is a loser because he does not... | |||||||||||||||||
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-bathe, shower, clean himself in any way, shape, or form. -video tape himself taking a crap, instead he fakes it. -know how to spell "honors" | ||||||||||||||||
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