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The Sluts of St. Ignatius
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Have You Heard?
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How could we not all love the sluts of St. Ignatius? Each guy a bigger player than the next. They all think they are pretty damn sweet..I guess you would too if you had gotten on and played as many girls as they have. Here's what they have been up to lately:
After trying his very hardest to get Tiffany Zeiher, Joe Koussa was brutally rebuffed- not to mention beat out by a lowly sophomore, Neall French. Joe was saddened by this denial and turned to his cousin's profession to reassure himself that he could get someone. After a simple plea for a blow job, his request was very quickly taken care of. He got his dick sucked by a dirty hooker- Im sure Tiffany will want him now! Along with any other girl he's hoping to get.
It sure is amazing what a trunk ass can do for one. Brian Nienstedt has gotten quite lucky over the past few weekends. Last weekend at a party, Brian decided to come back in the middle of the night after leaving, in hopes for some action. He got it! However, this just wasn't enough. Brian was back bright and early for more! He just can't get enough of those Mags girls.
After a brief meeting at Taco Bell, Brian Nienstedt, along with two other SIS's (St. Ignatius Sluts), the three decided to go back to a girl's house, whom they didn't even know. The three got what they needed and then left...I'm sure the girls thought they were sweet.
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Matt Masterson and Mark McNamee
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Matt- you aren't as wonderful as you think you are. And we are all happy for you that you love your genitalia so much, but I'm sorry to say that few of us feel the same. We know that you are actually quite insecure about yourself and your looks and have, in fact, been denied by many girls. Please spare us the sight of it, and keep what is in your pants in your pants at all times.
Mark- have you ever gotten on a girl in your life? I'm sorry if you haven't and I am even more sorry to be the bringer of bad news when I say that you probably will never get on a girl. You are ugly. And you can stand there an try and get a girl upstairs for as many hours as you want, but it's not gonna happen. I also heard that you like to take advantage of drunk girls. Probably not a good idea either. If they don't want you drunk-- they don't want you
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Neall French
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Neall French is so sexy and everyone wants him. He will beat Knestrick's ass any day.
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