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Reptilia!If you love reptiles join the club. I have an iguana named Kramer. He's pretty big and very mean.Once he bit my lip and I had to get plastic surgery to put it back together, OUCH!!! My name is Renee. I'm 21 yrs old,5ft 4in blonde hair/blue eyes/jersey/reptile freak. Gotta love em. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Remember that when someone bugs the heck out of you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the jerk in the head! What will you choose? What is green, has a long tail,razor sharp teeth, is a vegetarian, and is VERY territorial? Give Up? Answer: KRAMER, my green iguana, as well as all the other iguanas out there. There once was an iguana who went to wantana to find himself some food, When he got there, all that he had found, was a funny messed up dude. The dude said, "How You Doing," and he said just fine, but I'm hungry as can be. Then the dude said, "I'll feed you, if you like, just come with me." He went with the dude to the dudes house and sat down for a minute or two Until the dude tried to hit him with a frying pan, and Mr. Iguana turned around and bit off his nose. Did this happen? Who knows. | My favorite saying | ||||||||||||||||||
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I had a little chicken and he thought he was a duck and he ran around the block with his ass stuck up. Cut the breaks on grannys car, look at granny go. Tree approaching rapidly,does she stop?NO Got Goldschlagger? Don't drink and drive....You just might hit a bump and spill your coffee..... ~~Don't give me your attitude...I have one of my own!!~~ | ||||||||||||||||||
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