Darin invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Darin's roommate, Cindy, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Darin and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Darin and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Darin volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Cindy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Cindy came to Darin and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Darin said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to besure." So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Darin received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Cindy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Cindy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom"
Lesson of the day ... Don't Lie To Your Mother!
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