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Ha! Gutted! You were fooled by the innocent-sounding URL and have unwittingly come to the WORST webpage on Earth!!!! *evil laugh* I shall now enjoy watching you suffer until you leave this terrible place!!!!
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Okay, so I'm not serious about my webpage being the worst. Teletubbies' Appreciation Pages are the worst. But this is a totally crap site, so don't expect to have any fun while here.....
My name's Jess Elkin and I'm 13. By the way, why are you looking at my site? If you're Anna, Beth or Ryan then you are visiting it out of pure sympathy for my pathetically sad life. Otherwise, you must be some weird loser moron who has nothing better to do in life than search for equally weird loser moron's personal web pages. But try to enjoy it anyway.
Enjoy! You can e-mail me at [email protected] if you want (yeah right; dream on Jess). What do you think of the Cow piccie I drew on my computer? What should her name be? Should I add an udder, eyebrows, eyelids or eyelashes? Should I change her colour? E-mail me with suggestions.
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