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qoSlIj yItIv!


On shore leave


Vacationing on Angel One


Relaxing at the Casino


This is your idea of a fun vacation???


Visiting Qo'noS


Lost in you

 Troi: Wouldn't you rather be alone with me? With me in your mind?
(The Naked Now)

Worf: Klingons appreciate strong women.
(Angel One)

Worf: Only fools have no fear.
(Coming Of Age)

Worf: That is how a Klingon lures a mate.
Wesley: Are you telling me to yell at Salia?
Worf: No, no, no. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you.
Wesley: What does the man do?
Worf: He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot.
Wesley: Worf, Iit sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but...I need to try something a little less... dangerous?
Worf: Go to her door, beg like a human.
(The Dauphin)

Pulaski: Worf! You're a romantic!
Worf: It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower.
(Up The Long Ladder)

Lwaxana: You never assume anything where Lwaxana Troi is concerned. Betazoid women are full of surprises.
(Manhunt)

Troi: It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes -- well... fully sexual if you know what I mean.
(Manhunt)

Troi: This is a banana split... and it's quite possibly one of the greatest things in the universe.
(Suddenly Human)

Alexander: Are you my father?
Worf: Yes...I am your father.
(Reunion)

Worf: You are ten centimenters dilated. You may now give birth.
(Disaster)

Troi: Did the table do something wrong?
(Birthright I)

Troi: Would you like to talk about what's bothering you or would you like to break some more furniture?
(Birthright I)

Worf: Alexander looks up to you. At times I've felt that you were like a - mother to him.
(Parallels)

Worf: I want you to be Alexander's Soh-chIm.
(Parallels)

Troi: From what I understand, there is a good chance that my Worf won't return... I guess it's just hard for me to accept that there's a reality out there where you never loved me.
(Parallels)

Worf: There are things we do not understand, yet they exist none the less.
(Eye of the Beholder)

Worf: Breakfast is ready.
Troi: That sounds nice. *But it can wait.*
(Eye of the Beholder)

Troi: Why didn't we do this a long time ago?
(Eye of the Beholder)

Troi: Well actually, in my hallucination you were killed.
Worf: May I ask by whom?
Troi: Well, you know what they say, Mr. Worf, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
(Eye of the Beholder)

Worf: Computer, reset environmental controls to standard.
Troi: Worf, it's freezing in here.
Worf: You have already raised the temperature three times. It is too hot.
Troi: Live with it. Computer, execute my original command.
(Genesis)

Troi: Next time, I'll choose the program. If you liked the Black Sea you'll going to love Lake Cataria on Betazed.
Worf: Deanna, perhaps before there is a next time we should discuss Commander Riker.
Troi: Why? Is he coming along?
(All Good Things...)

I do not believe this is appropriate behaviour

I had to be near you

I believe you

Commander Riker and I are friends

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