Sickbay


There seems to be a serious epidemic raging amidst the fans of Star Trek, and it seems that the TNG and DS9 fans in particular are at risk. This ailment does not necessarily cause any physical symptoms, but those infected do suffer from serious delusions. In some of the worst cases the patients insist that there is absolutely nothing wrong with them, despite the testimonies of their relatives and friends to the contrary. These cases require extensive therapy but with time and patience we've achieved an impressive recovery rate.

Majority of those infected, though, do recognize their condition and actively seek for help. If you are not certain whether or not you have been infected we suggest you take our simple test to determine your current status.

 

Please view the following images and observe your reactions towards each of them.

 

 

Next, please examine the following databases and observe your reactions to their contents.

 

A The Worf + Dax Page
B The Ultimate J&J Page
C BONC Home Page
D Janaran Falls
E Bay's Obsessions - Picard/Crusher
F The Ultimate Imzadi Shrine
G The Worf/Troi Homepage!
H The Worf Dax Fanfic Archive

 
While viewing the images marked as A, D, F and H, and while visiting the relating sites did you experience any of the following symptoms:

 

If you experienced any of the above mentioned symptoms we urge you to go see your doctor - immediately!

(If any of the other images or sites caused symptoms, do not worry. In relation to any of them they are perfectly normal and healthy reactions. Well, except for the last one, naturally...)

For those of you who discovered no symptoms we suggest, as a precautionary measure, that you transport yourselves to Ten-Forward. Once there, please take your time and relax, preferably with a cup of hot chocolate.

 

Qapla'


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