| FREE "SIDE SHOW" BOB TERWILLIGER | ||||||||||||||||||
| BOB WAS A MASTER CRIMINAL | BOB'S CONVICTIONS | |||||||||||||||||
| Bob has been convicted of a crime five times, each time foiled by one Bart Simpson, however, on many occasions, Bart has resolved to STALKING poor Bob. Admittedly, Bob has commited some acts of, unsociable behaviour, but, wouldn't you be annoyed about being sent to a "urine soaked hell hole"? |
1/ Framing Krusty Face it, being incarcerated for robing a quik-e-mart is hardly just. It was his first offence. He would not have been convicted if it wasn't for that "loveable scamp" Bart Simpson, finding out it was Bob, in a rather ingenious way, who else would notice the feet thing? 2/ Rigging the election So, hardly the biggest offence, so, he cheated a little, don't we all? 3/ Attempting to blow up Springfield with a nuclear bomb. Okay, bad thing to do, but hey, did he? Nope! Were his demands met? Nope! Again, one Bart Simpson found his place, not the police force, Bart, and Lisa, but who else could have noticed the high pitched voice was down to helium intake? 4\ Attempted murder, as Bob himself said, "what sort of charge is that? There is no nobel prize for attampted chemisrty." he didn't cause Bart any harm, and was only caught by police because they were at a brothel... 5/ Attempted murder of Selma, again, ATTEMPTED murder, and, as his lawyer said, who wasn' thinking of killing selma? no-one, ask yourself this, if everyone hated her, and Bob was the only one willing to do anything about it, why was he charged? he should be a hero | |||||||||||||||||
| NOW, BOB IS AN INNOCENT MAN, A REFORMED CHRISTIAN. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Now, Bob is an innocent man, incarcerated by a lackluster police force, without trial, for a crime, committed by his EVIL brother Cecil Terwilliger, out of jealousy that Bob got to be Krusty's side kick instead of himself. Bob, a reformed Christian, risked, and was willing to give, his life to save Springfield, and yet, still was convicted, save Bob, have him freed. FREE SIDE SHOW BOB FREE SIDE SHOW BOB FREE SIDE SHOW BOB Join the fight today, e-mail me, [email protected] | ||||||||||||||||||
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