| Piddle Paddle with Piddlewashington | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Who is this idiot? This idiot is me!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Okay, here's the deal. I'm a lemming.....you know, one of those furry li'l kamakaze like suicide machines. Not only am I a lemming but I'm a deceased lemming. Wanna know where and when I died? Here's a little story, told by my owner, Psychoapeguy: I had a pet lemming once...when I was 8...I loved that li'l lemming. His name was Piddlewashington. I did everything for the li'l ball of fur.....I even built a wall for it to hurl itself off of, as he plunged into a li'l bucket full of water....kinda like he would have done in the wild. But one Christmas, I lost my li'l buddy. I went into my room to feed Piddlewashington some pie.......I placed some pie on my finger and put it in the cage......he bit me! The li'l poo face sunk it's li'l dagger-like teeth deep into my hairy finger and wouldn't let go! In the end i had to bash his brains out on my wall........that li'l lemming broke my heart.....the stupid poohead completely destroyed my dinosaur wallpaper. What a heart warming story, eh? Anyway, expect more stories like that, plus songs, poems, and even some cartoons and drawings when and if i can get my furry paws on a scanner. Enjoy this site of humor......or I'll cry and make you feel guilty that you didn't!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| In the mind of Piddlewashington | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Three Nearsighted Mice 3 nearsighted mice, 3 nearsighted mice, see how they run, see how they run, the first one's name is Bob, he likes to sit in the corner and sob, unfortunate about the falling corn on the cob, 2 nearsighted mice, 2 nearsighted mice. 2 nearsighted mice, 2 nearsighted mice, see how they run, see how they run, the second one's name is Dave, compared to most mice, he's quite brave, i wonder why he never came out of that tooth filled cave, 1 nearsighted mouse, 1 nearsighted mouse. 1 nearsighted mouse, 1 nearsighted mouse, see how it runs, see how it runs, the final one's name is Matt, he eats so much that he's fatter than fat, too bad about the incident with the hungry cat, no nearsighted mice, no nearsighted mice. My critique on dog food I tasted the lovely Dog Chow brand.....I have no idea why I did....I guess I wanted to see what my dogs were eating. So I crawled over to the dog food dish, and I picked up the biggest piece of food I could see. I examined the brown li'l piece of dog food. It looked like Cocoa Puffs. So I popped the li'l morsel in my mouth and ate it......I didn't go coo coo for these Cocoa Puffs. After that experience, I understand dogs a little better now, because when I see a dog licking it's crotch, I now understand why they do......it's to get that awful taste out!!!!! Check out the link below to see a stupid wrestling site (also made by me) about the wrestling game I'm in......you'll see wrestling names that only he could come up with. Like the Claustrophobic Mummy, Voodoo Rude Dude, The Tunaforms, and many others!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Interactive time bay-be!!!!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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I need input for you, my loyal lemming lovers, for ideas on stories and songs and stuff I can do! I may have a purty darn tootin' creative mind, but I think that you people would like to request a subject and see me creative mind at work! So this section here will be stories that YOU chose. I'll look at all the requests I recieve and I'll pick the craziest out of the bunch and turn it into a story....plus I'll recognize the person who gave me the crazy idea. Now, to e-mail me your idea, write to: [email protected] | I await your requests!!!!
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