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The Hollween Shows by the Simpson's
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August 26, 1999
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House of horror one first time aired on 10-24-90
Bad dream home
Hungry are the Damned
The Raven
House of horror two aired on 1-31-91
Lisa
Homer
Bart Nightmares!
House of horror three aired on 10-29-92
Clown without Pity,
King Homer, and
Dial Z for Zombie
House of Horror four aired on 10-30-95
The Devil and Homer Simpson
Nightmare at 51/2 feet
Bart Simpson?s Dracula
House of Horror five aired on 10-30-94
Shinning,
Time and Punishment, and
Nightmare Cafeteria
House of Horror six 10-30-95
Attack of the 50-foot eyesores,
Nightmare on evergreen Terrace, and
Homer 3
House of Horror seven 10-27-96
The thing and I,
The genesis Tub, and
Citizen Kang
I will have these ones sometime soon!
House of Horror eight
House of Horror nine
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The Simpson family and friends!
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Homer: 36 with no hair weight between 239-260lbs, Dose most of the time:
Drink?s, sleep?s, and eats.
Marge: age 34 with long blue hair with blue dyes Blue 56
Bart: age10 all over his walls is Krusty the Clown, and did have clowns in the room.
He says ?Eat my short? The comic book that he likes is
Radio Activeman, and he had the 1st one of that, but lost it in rain with
Santa?s Little helper tore it to bits.
Bart?s friends are Milhouse Van Houten, Ralph Wiggum for a short time, and Bart?s killer is Side Show Bob. Calls Moe?s bar for fake names of people that are not around.
Lisa: age8 plays the Saxophone, yells at Bart, and Idol is Bleeding gums Murphy
Maggie: age1 Good shooter at her dads boss, likes to play with blocks, and talks with her Pacifier most of the time, had Bo-Bo the bear for a short time.
Voices of the Simpson Family:
Homer: Dan Castellaneta
Marge: Julie Kavner
Bart: Nancy Cartwright
Lisa: Yeardley Smith
Milhouse Van Houten
Collects Bozaka Joe comics
First girl friend is Samantha Stanky, and likes Lisa Simpson.
Gets beat up by Nelson Muntz
First time to make money by friend was on Barts soul for $5.00 dollars.
Ralph Wiggum!
Not that bright use?s school supplies as food.
Been in first year of 4th grade, Tell?s stories to teacher all the time, and likes Lisa Simpson
Side Show Bob.
Real name: Bob Terwilliger, his dream is to kill Bart.
Has long feet and hair. Ran for mayor, and won.
Been in jail more then once.
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Barts! chalk bored JOKES!
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(Chalk bored jokes)
I will not waste Chalk;
I will not skateboard in the halls
I will not burp in class
I will not instigate Revolution;
I will not draw naked ladies in class
I did not see Elvis
I will not call my teacher ?hot cakes?; Garlic gum is not funny
They are laughing at me not with me
I will not yell ?Fire? in crowed classrooms, I will not encourage others to fly.
Tar is not a plaything;
I will not xerox my butt
I will not trade pants with others
I am not a 32-year-old woman;
I will not do the thing with my tongue
I will not drive Principal?s car
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart;
I will not sell school property
I will not cut corners
I will not get very far with this attitude;
I will not make flatulent noise in class
I will not belch the national anthem
I will not sell land in Florida;
I will not grease the monkey bars
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment;
I will not do anything bad ever again
I will not show off
I will not sleep threw my education
I am not a Dentist,
Spitwad?s are not free speech,
Nobody likes sunburn slappers,
High explosives and school don?t mix;
I will not squeak chalk
I will finish what I sta
?Bart bucks? are not legal tender, Underwear should be worn on the inside
The Christmas pageant Dose not stink,
I will not torment the emotionally frail
I will not carve gods,
I will not spank others,
I will not aim for the head
I will not barf unless I?m sick,
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher?s lounge
I will not con duct my own fire drills; Funny noises are not funny
I will not spin the turtle,
I will not snap bras,
I will not fake seizures
This punishment is not boring & points less;
My name is not DR. death
I will not defame New Orleans;
I will not bury the new kid,
I will not teach other to fly,
I will not bring sheep to class,
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper;
Coffee is not a drink for kids,
I will not eat things for my money,
I will not yell she?s dead before roll call
The principal?s toupee is not a Frisbee;
I will not call the principal spud head
Goldfish don?t bounce;
Mud is not one of the four food groups
No one is interested in my under paints,
I will not sell miracle cures
I will return the Seeing Eye dog;
I do not have Diplomatic immunity
I will not change admissions to the bathroom;
I will never win an Emmy
The Cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy, All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
I will not say Springfield just to get applause am not authorized to fire substitute teachers,
A one armed man did not steal My homework,
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle,
I am not delight fully?s auly.
Oregon transplants are best left to the Professionals
The pledge of allegiance dose not end with Satan hail,
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones;
There are plenty of businesses like businesses.
I will not re-transmit without the express written permission of major league baseball,
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun, Beans are neither fruit not musical,
I will not use abbrey,
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis jr.
I will not send lard through the mail; I will not dissect things unless instructed
I will not whittle hall passes out of soup,
My homework was not stolen by a one armed man, and Ralph won?t ?Morph? If you squeeze him hard enough,
Adding just kidding doesn?t make it okay to insult the principal,
?Bag man is not a legitimate career choice, Cursive writing dose not mean what I think it does,
Next time it could be me on the scaffolding,
I will not hang donuts on my person,
I will remember to take my medication, I will not strut around like I own the place, The good humor man can only be pushed so far,
I do not have power of attorney over first graders,
Nerve gas is not a toy,
I will not mock MRS.Dumbface,
The first amendment dose not cover burping,
This is not a clue. Or is it?,
I will not complain about the solution when I hear it,
Bewitched do not promote satanism,
I am not alean mean spitting machine,
No one wants to heat from my armpits; the boys? room is not a water park,
Indian burns are not our cultural heritage,
Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things,
I will stop talking about the twelve-inch pianist,
I am not certified to remove asbestos,
I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten,
The truth is not out there,
I am not licensed to do anything,
I will not hide the teacher?s Prozac,
A fire drill does not demand a fire
((So far that I know of this is all the chalk bored Jokes!))
Photo's added in 8-26-99
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