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2001.11.11
@ 9:55 PM CDT
(Sunday, November 12th, 2001)
...This
day's episode of BadBoyce.com is about as crazy as it gets.
I did sleep Friday night/Saturday morning.... for a short
2 hour nap. You might say, "I slept for 7 hours last
night". You might say, "I slept for 4 hours last
night". But when you have only had 2 hours, it's more
of a NAP. So after my 2 hour nap, Brian and I declared all-out-war
on a 1/2 Gallon of Crown
Royal. That's right, 1.75 liters for all you metric
system fizools. We met up with some peeps from MISA,
both old school and new school for some pre-game tailgate
action. After Texas
violated Kansas 59-0 (mad props to my boy Cedric Benson
and his 213 yards!), we bounced back to the tailgate. Mad
props to Dave sporting the burnt orange! But I will tell
ya Dave, I will have my guns up this week for Tech! Go K
double F! PLEASE KICK OU IN THE JIMMY! Kara, mad props on
the MISA
alumni tailgate; too bad your dating a babybody. Not just
a babyarm, not just a babyhead with a "my mom's gotta
bowl to put on my head" haircut, but an entire BABYBODY.
Sucks to be you. Brian and I crashed early Saturday and
bounced up to Hooters
tonight to see our friend Holly. Holly, YOU are the OFFICIAL
BadBoyce.com waitress of the month! You rock...watch out
for the mongoloid. Oh yeah, one more badazz thing that must
be given props, my dad's guestbook
entry. "Can you still speak English?" By far
the funniest entry thus far. How strong is yo pimp hand?
Alas, the night has come to an end... I'm outta this piece.
2001.11.10
@ 4:32 AM CDT
(Saturday, November 10th, 2001)
Well
people, I'm up bright and early still partaking in combat!
I knew it would get ugly this weekend! This is the last
UT home game for the season. Go Aggies, Go Tech, for the
love of God, somebody slay the Babyarm Sooners. Gotcho babyarms!
I want to see Texas in the Big 12 Championship. The game
against Kansas State starts at 11:30 AM, which means we
need to meet up with the peeps at either the MISA
or Longhorn
Fan Zone tailgates by no later than 9:30 AM. I am thinking
that MISA
will be the place to be as I need to flex on a new friend...
This Friday night was off the hook baby. Brian landed at
5:30 ish and we immediately bounced to the Tavern.
MISA
was having their alumni TGIF, so I got to see old school
fools like Ali, "Scary" Jerry, Kevin Dean, and
even crazy Elliot (minus all the fro-action he had in college).
After a few pitchers of Fat
Tire, we bounce to Freebirds
for a burrito... oh yeah, we also stopped by Centennial
to get a bizottle of Crizown
Rizyol (A small 1.75 is what Brian likes to declare
war on). You speak of hard-core, we exemplify it. We then
Rolled down to 6th Street and Dizance and Got Tossed Up.
Sam rolled up into Element
around midnight and partied up with us as well. Very badazz
nizight. I need to be at a Tailgate in 4 hours....do I sleep?
I guess we'll see what unfolds in this crazy story...
2001.11.09
@ 12:31 PM CDT
(Friday, November 9th, 2001)
What's
up ladies and gentlemen? I'm just kickin it with JC, hollerin
at Karazy Kara and Brizian on the Trillian
spot. I was going to go downtown last night, but my friend
Dusti called me from Buffalo
Billiards where she works and told me not only was it
dead on 6th Street, but it was raining as well! Rolling
downtown was no longer an option so I just worked on the
website a little more before calling it a night. I've got
the itch, this dirty pimp will be going downtown tonight!
Brian is flying in from Dallas for tomorrow's UT
vs. Kansas State game.... it looks like another long
weekend of combat. I want Texas to have a chance to play
in the Big 12 Championship Game, so I am going to rooting
for some Aggies this week! Good God, is my wig twisted?
Did I just utter that? Did they hear me say that? Or was
I just thinking it....??? Well, I'm gonna bounce up to campus...peace
my nizzas. Don't forget about or beloved Babyarms!
Have a nice day, your beloved Dirty South Dirty Head Pimp!
"badboyce: LOL....you speak of
hard core
I exemplify it"
-BadBoyce to Kara on ICQ
2001.11.08
khÃ… @ 1:35 PM CDT
(Thursday, November 8th, 2001)
What's
up babyarms, chickenheads, and little fellas? Much love
to all my peeps....Death to the Babyarm. So I'm kicking
it in the backyard today with JC, and UPS pulls up at our
gate. Being that this Dirty Head is living in the Dirty
South, you must PULL the gate open if you don't have a card...
no intercom! So outta the van hops this old white guy sporting
a nice mullet! Business in the front, party in the back...
NICE
MULLET bro. So I holla at the fizool on the other side
of the fence and tell him to pull. His little babyarm had
a time tugging on it, but finally he prevailed.! As my nizza
Busta would say, "Break Ya F**kin Neck Bitches"
! Well, I hope I have touched all of your hearts and possibly
your daughter's genitals... Hate on me not babyarms, I'm
yo pimp! Our mullet man is my first installment of the Babyarm
page.
2001.11.05
@ 12:09 AM CDT
(Monday, November 5th, 2001)
Staring
Through The Rearview, what a crazy ass weekend...! Friday
Karazy Kara and Brizian Rolled into Austin and partied up
with yours truly. Saturday we rolled to Waco and watched
Texas
kick the stupid outta Baylor. Mad props to Cedric
Benson and his 4th 100+ yard game! Strong Pimp Hand,
STRONG. We tossed up Crizown
and scared lots of old people. We then bounced back to the
crib to shower before slaying some babyarms at the Hooters
on Riverside! Damn that Fat
Tire was good... props to Ms. Holly workin hard. We
then Rolled over to see D12
at La Zona Rosa. Very sweet venue, so we were real close
to the Dirty 10... Eminem wasn't there due to the filming
of a movie he's in; but this shit was still off the hook.
I partied till 6 in the AM and spent Sunday in combat. Brian
and I ate more wings and enjoyed the Fat
Tire @ Hooters...
I then went to Holly's to hang out. This Monday is a day
of recovery... a day of reflection... a day to blast
some D12.
"It's
Friday night, I'm at a rave again
Picking up transvestites on my Harley Davidson"
-Bizarre, "American Psycho"
2001.11.01
@ 10:54 AM CDT
(Thursday, November 1st, 2001)
Good
morning world... just kickin it here at the crib about to
roll up to campus. Today is Thursday, 1 more day until the
combat ensues! What's even better, I don't have class tomorrow!
So what do I do with myself? So what have I been up to this
week? I've been flexin my IT hand as usual, going to class,
studying here and there, and of course FLEXIN my pimp-hand.
My new special friend who works at Hooters told me to come
in this weekend with my peeps and sit at the bar for free
drinks! Flex your p-hand BadBoyce! I see myself Rolling
down to 6th street when Brian and his lady get here to get
our dance on tomorrow night. If that's the case, I don't
think we'll make it to Waco Saturday morning for the game...
but who knows with this crazy crew! Yesterday I was going
to try out to be on The
Real World (international pimp-hand exposure), but when
I rolled up to Maggie
Mae's to find
2001.10.29
@ 11:31 PM CDT
(Monday, October 29th, 2001)
What's
up people? This Monday hasn't been too bad.. I'm just glad
it's over. I think I'm still a little tired from this past
weekends' combat down in Mathis. I went down to the Dirty
South and hooked up with some peeps I haven't seen in awhile.
I had a good time with Ms. Amy, and then she decides to
get a little engulfed in the drinky drink. LOL. Now you
fools down south can attest to my strong southern playeristic
pimp-hand. After that crazy night, JC and I felt it was
necessary to flex once again. You think your a hot boy until
my Camaro makes yours pull out the strong babyarm. LOL.
As for this coming weekend... Brian is flying in from Dallas
and Kara is coming up from Aggieland. I'm sure we'll all
get down and possibly head up to see UT kill Baylor early
Saturday morning. Saturday night will be off the hook, guaranteed.D12
will be coming through Austin and I'm sure will represent.
I've got some peeps Rolling in from Mathis to see this shizit
too. Dirty South represent.
2001.10.25
@ 8:50 AM CDT
(Thursday, October 25th, 2001)
Where
has BadBoyce been? Shit fools, I've been fighting combat
on every front possible. School, the Law, against Colorado
(Texas
dominates 41 - 7), and of course on the pimp-hand spot.
Damn, it's been rough. As for the Law, FUCK HEARNE TEXAS.
If you can avoid this ass-crack of the world, please do.
Those bastards can kiss my ass. If you want to meet toothless
women who fuck their brothers, eat mayonnaise sandwiches,
and listen to John "Cougar" Mellencamp, then you
need to head to Hearne.
Aight, enough rage spent on that piece of shit. So what's
new with me? Hmm... well, for one, I'm going to Mathis on
Friday night to see a the mighty Mathis Pirates play some
high school football! Badass. For Saturday, I'm coming back
to Austin to go to a party out in the country. There is
a haunted house that a party is going to be thrown at, so
you better believe I'm gonna put on my pimp suite and go
flex my pimp hand! Aight, it's 8:57, and I have to get to
work...word to ya motha. Peace.
2001.10.18
@ 5:00 PM CDT
(Thursday, October 18th, 2001)
Hey
world, what's up with you? I'm just chillin like a villian...still
tired from this past weekends combat! Last night was on
the down low, just kicked back with my boys before meeting
up with Ms. Erica. After a long night, I woke up at 6:30
this morning to go into work early to get the server back
online at our main office. You better believe I took a nap
this afternoon to try and prepare for this weekend. My boy
Brian is flying in from Dallas to partake in the combat
against Colorado this week. Texas better come out on top
this week! Well, I'm gonna go handle some business, and
in the meantime, you should check out the pictures
from Mexico I posted up today! I've also got the pictures
up from my 21st birthday
party and the pictures from the
night I turned 21. Peace.
2001.10.17
@ 8:42 AM CDT
(Wednesday, October 17th, 2001)
Hey
everybody, what's up? I bet everyone wondered where I went
to! I have been a very busy guy lately. This past weekend
was off the hook. Let me try to sum it up as shortly as
possible. Lots of traveling, the liquor Nazi, lots of partying,
dancing with beautiful Dutch women (what's up Wendy?) at
Odeon, and lots of orange juice! If your lucky, I'll post
some pictures up soon. I have the pictures done from our
Mexico trip this past summer, I just haven't laid them out
in the tables. Today is already starting out so great...
I got an e-mail from my beautiful friend Wendy who lives
in the Netherlands! Flex the international pimp-hand BadBoyce!
2001.10.07
@ 5:30 AM CDT
(Sunday, October 7th, 2001)
Thank
God the combat is finally over! Thursday we rolled up to
Dtown to represent our city. Little did we know, Dallas
has a babyarm. Little baby D, what do you want to be when
you grow up? "I want to be a city!" Friday night
it was combat with some ugly ass Sooners at the Across the
Street Bar! Damn those Sooner women were ugly. After the
1.75 of Crown on Saturday, we thought it would be a good
idea to bounce to A&M to see Kara. So that brings us
to the Chicken. The Dixie Chicken. Gotcho babyarm central...
we had to bounce immediately to go dance at Soho. I'm not
a man who r />s the tats, but damn b, Rachel had it going
on with the tattoo on her back! Such a sexy woman who knows
how to dance ;). Well, as you can see, it's late as hell
and I'm tired of fighting Osama Bin Sooner. Peace...
2001.10.04
@ 10:48 AM CDT
(Thursday, October 4th, 2001)
Address
to the world...what's up? Shit, I'm just kickin it at the
pad, tired as hell from a really long night. Yesterday turned
into a really great day! After my test, I worked out so
hard I felt nauseous! You'd be surprised just how much stress
can fuel your workout. After that, Erica came over and we
ended up hangin out with my boys JC and Greg. After some
late night Kerby Lane with Ms. Erica, we came back to the
crib and kicked it. Not much sleep for me last night, but
it doesn't matter because I'm leaving for Dallas today!
Go see some babyarm Sooners get their ass kicked. You better
believe I'll represent my city... until next time, hasta
luego.
2001.10.03
@ 10:04 AM CDT
(Wednesday, October 3rd, 2001)
What's
up all you lil fellas? I'm just maxin and relaxin at the
crib after a short morning of work. Why so short? Because
BadBoyce owns this IT game! Setting up a 5 node LAN, including
a print server, in 45 minutes... no problem if your a digital
pimp. Today is my test that I've been studying all week
for; I am ready to get this out of my way and prepare for
this weekend's combat up in Dallas. Thursday will be nothing
but class and some homework, then it's off to Dallas around
6! So this playa is gonna represent his city Thursday, Friday,
and if all you ladies are lucky, maybe even Saturday! How
do you get an OU grad off your porch? Pay him for the pizza!
It's 10:27 AM, and OU
still sucks! Hope everyone has a good day, I'm outta
this piece.
2001.10.02
@ 9:13 AM CDT
(Tuesday, October 2nd, 2001)
What's
up all you chickenheads and babyarms? Today is already starting
off on such a good note! After 8 hours of sleep and lots
of crazy dreams, I feel like a million dollars. Overheard
in Oklahoma: "Ouch daddy, get up offa me, your crushing
my cigarette!". God I hate Sooners! Blow-U sucks...
Only 4 days until we hand them their ass! Well, enough flexin
on the babyarms from up north...I've gotta go set up a LAN
for a client of mine. Damn it's easy to stack paper in this
IT game; as long as your game is strong.
2001.10.01
@ 11:09 PM CDT
(Monday, October 1st, 2001)
One
day down of this shitty ass week! I just want to take this
CS test and then cruise up to Dallas to see some Sooners
get stomped! All you babyarms better watch yourself, because
the Reverend and Buvy will be in full force with BadBoyce
and company! Well, I smell like smoke from studying at Metro
with Ms. Erica, so I'm gonna go get fresh and clean! Buenos
suenos!
2001.10.01
@ 11:31 AM CDT
(Monday, October 1st, 2001)
Hey
hey hey, looks who's back in the heazie baby! No, BadBoyce
isn't dead from all the intense combat this weekend...just
pimp slapping these damn babyarms! Friday Revered Chesky,
Brian B, and yours truly represented and regulated all up
and down the 6th street area! Katherine, happy 21st... and
tell your babyarm man what's up??!! Chickenhead from Rice,
kiss my arse! Saturday started off with Heineken keg-cans
and Kegs with Longhorn
Fan Zone for some ripped up tailgating. K State had
an abundance of babyarms and lost by 1 point to some shitty
Sooners....blow
U sucks! Notre Dame, with the worst start in school
history, lost to RC cola and some inbred Aggies. After lots
of sun and even more beer, we stumbled into DKR Texas Memorial
Stadium and watched the scrimmage between Texas
and Texas Tech. After 42 points, my jingling of car
keys in the 3rd quarter, and of course don't forget Vasher's
hit heard around the world... Wait Wait Wait, hold up...
I think we
need Vasher's hit up close and personal! I have to give
Francis some props for making it back in the game after
getting his head left pimp slapped backwards and left stranded!
After the flogging we headed south to shower, eat, and return
to the evil 6th street for more ground combat against a
sea of BABYARMS! After dropping a Jackson on the doorman
to get Brian and I into the Voodoo Room, we were once again
in the vortex of a babyarm convention! On the bright side,
I did get to dance with Monili and talk to her and Shreets
for awhile! Sunday was a very nice, relaxing day followed
up with almost 10 hours of sleep last night. Very nice,
very nice. Well, I'm gonna go flex my p-hand at the babyarm
Comp Sci coÊ Š´er lab. It's 11:50, and OU still sucks!
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