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Parental
Warning......this site contains nudity, violence, mis-treatment
of animals, pictures of old people having sex, and many other things
that will make the stomach churn. If you have eaten in the
past hour, suffer from epileptic seizures, smoke, drink, are pregnant,
have been under the care of a doctor recently, or are below the
height of 5"3 you cannot get on this ride....
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World
Championship Rattlesnake Races << Click on any of the pictures below to see the full-size photo >>
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 After seeing this awesome billboard in my hometown, I knew I had to end my Spring Break with some exciting Rattlesnake Racing! |
 Yes sir...that's me, at THE World Championship Rattlesnake Races! |
 Luke and Christopher very ecstatic about being at the Races |
 One of the first things I noticed upon entering the grounds... |
 Only $1 people! That's right...$1! I had to get my dollars worth of 2-headed oddities. |
 The sign didn't lie... ALIVE, 2 headed, 6-legged turtles. SWEET |
 Notice the caption..."The Spider Pig. 8 Legs Like A Spider" Very nice specimen. |
 This monkey was quite disturbing. Sitting cross-legged, with it's dried up cock n balls. If this won't make the kids cry, I don't know what the fuck will. |
 This calf choked me up. At one time, a loving 2-headed family pet, now...a stuffed sideshow attraction. SNIFF SNIFF |
 Snake meat, get your snake meat, $2 a piece. |
 Would you want this mullet handling your kid? I think not. |
 Wow, Mullet's are everywhere! This mullet proudly displays his braided tail along with Cowboy hat, and leather belt and wallet adorned with silver! |
 Grammar isn't stressed in this part of Texas; things such as Mullet braiding, rattlesnake handling, and snake-meat preparation are truly important! |
 Two brave rattlesnake handlers debate over which spelling is correct...."FOR SELL" or "FOUR SELL" |
 Thousands flock to San Patricio, Texas to see this...a large pit full of rattlesnakes. |
 Nothing decorates my double-wide trailer's fireplace mantle better than figurines of angels, pigs, and pirates! |
 Snake Guardz: "comfortable leg armor" |
 Live entertainment baby! Texas flag, Confederate Flag, and plenty of Schaefer Light makes this one badass shindig |
 This monkey was badass, he took money that you held out. I just hate to think what his trainer has him do... |
 With prizes donated by B.T. Sike's Water Well Service, CW General Store, The Longneck Saloon, Western Auto, and many others, I've started to train my rattlesnake to get in on that shit! |
 The look on this woman's face says it all. Pythons wrapped around your neck...for only $10! I see this pic, and all that comes to my mind is Natural Selection. |
 SWF, 14...(looks 22), smoker, drinker (whisky), likes bowling, country and western dancing, tall boys of Schaefer. Looking for man who dips Copenhagen, drives a 4X4 Chevy extended cab with 18" lift kit and muddin tires, has double-wide for me and my 2 kids. |
 It takes years of hard work and dedication to get your rattlesnake to World Championship levels of performance. We salute you sir, the 2000 World Champion Rattlesnake Racer! |
 Awesome shirt. Once again, grammar is not stressed in these parts. "Wold" Championship Rattlesnake Races. |
 Our "Wold" Championship Rattlesnake Races T-shirts are awesome! |
