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Parental
Warning......this site contains nudity, violence, mis-treatment
of animals, pictures of old people having sex, and many other things
that will make the stomach churn. If you have eaten in the
past hour, suffer from epileptic seizures, smoke, drink, are pregnant,
have been under the care of a doctor recently, or are below the
height of 5"3 you cannot get on this ride....
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Spring
Break 2000 << Click on any of the pictures below to see the full-size photo >>
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 Beer is your friend! 12 Cases and over 2 gallons of liquor! |
 View from the balcony of our condo |
 Thousands flock to roast beef, titties, and beer bongs |
 Somewhere amongst the crowd someone must be drinking |
 I'm dead sexy...and a little hung over |
 Cigarettes, Beer, School Supplies...everything you need |
 Beer bong is your friend |
 This is what your vision looks like after a long day of beer bonging |
 It's always fun to be slung 500 feet into the air after you've been pounding beers all day! |
 One of the fine example of my hometown pride! GO MATHIS |
 Christopher showing us how it's done |
 Nothing makes a night at the club better than two freaks wanting to join in! |
 Greg showing his "throat control skills" he learned as a young alter boy |
 This boy will not stop |
 Hi, I'm Greg, I like to beer bong 15 beers and then turn into the Incredible Hulk. |
 Holly getting her swerve on |
 Louie's, the sweet club on the island
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 Luke going off...represent |
 Luke once again showing us the fine art of rapid alcohol consumption |
 Nicole, known to most as big tittie bitch. I don't know why everyone on the trip called her that...? |
 Rescuers struggled to save the beached whale's life... |
 Big Pimpin, Spendin Gs. Rollin into Padre... |
 Greg is the all time beer bong king...all hail Brad Pitt |
 Junk in the trunk! She had bumps like a truck, thighs like what, baby move your butt, let me see that thong.... |
 The pack of vicious and hungry wolves swarmed at the smell of freshly sliced roast beef and sweaty breasts....SHOW YOUR TITS |
 Tess, the excited sandal shopper |
 Tess, one of the few girls I know who will hit the beer bong with the best of them....badass |
 Hi, we're 12, and we like to flash cars driving by. Oh, and our tits are pierced...too bad a cop saw us as this pic was shot and we got scared... :-( |
 The bridge to Padre Island is only about 3 miles long, but get ready for a 30 - 45 minute wait! |
 "Boyce.......I had a good poopie!" This turtle would not die, it "re-surfaced" 4 times, and needed the specialized training of condo maintenance workers to kill it...! |
