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Locke
 Ok, I have to put some new dumb shit on this site so here is a semi-funny conversation between me and Lanham.
The following interview was held in AIM and appears uneditted, and the true handles are as follows:
Myself is headofsapo
Lanham is hakhakhe14
Lanham: Gyahahahaha
Myself: Hey, that's my line!
Lanham: :-D
Lanham: Yes but you didn't do it
Lanham: So I stole and copyrighted it
Myself: Nah
Myself: I have it (c)
Lanham: That's nice but I have it �
Lanham: 8-)
Myself: ofsapo: Damned special ascii char.
Myself: (r)
Myself: Dern it
Lanham: It's also my ��
Myself: Well, I have it: Inc.
Myself: Period
Myself: Or LTD for our english friends
Lanham: HOw can that be your Inc.?
Myself: SAPO Inc.
Myself: Gyahahaha
Lanham: =(
Lanham: Whatever Lanham Inc. will buy SAPO
Myself: Nah, you don't know how to start a corporation
Lanham: I will one of these days
Myself: Ok
Lanham: :-D
Lanham: Is FFCrap still around?
Myself: Yep, http://members.fortunecity.com/ffcrap
Lanham: Trust Sephiroth
Lanham: Trust
Myself: What?
Lanham: *shrugs* I was just thinking of your evil-doings with gil
Myself: hehe
Myself: Right now I am stealing ff images for my site
Lanham: From who?
Myself: Everywhere
Lanham: Don't do it from FFO everyone uses their images
Myself: Heh
Lanham: Magazines, other major gaming sites etc.
Myself: I am finding their shit on other sites
Lanham: Dh must really hate me since I post his pic everywhere
Lanham: And now everyone else does too
Myself: hehe
Myself: Yep
Myself: I've used it once or twice
Lanham: To others he is a god
Lanham: He's not a god they just fear him
Myself: For no reason
Lanham: If he was to lose power everyone (including his cyber-skank whore Seren) would turn their backs on him
Myself: Yeah. When I make my first hundred thousand, I'll buy them out.
Lanham: They should really be worried now. =D
Myself: heehee.
Lanham: In 6 years you're comming after them
Myself: I'll take Dh is a dumbass for 300
Lanham: :-D
Myself: (Ask a question foo!)
Lanham: FIne then
Myself: Trebec is slow today
Lanham: Trebec is slow everyday
Lanham: I need a picture for my question
Myself: wants to directly connect.
Lanham: declines request; no connection was made.
Lanham: I can link
Lanham: I don't g=feel like saving
Myself: Ok
Lanham: http://www.ifrance.com/nblanluet/ressources/pps-gerbil.jpg
What is the name of the animal seen here that Dh is famous for shoving up his ass?
Myself: That's a tough one.
Myself: Hmm, looks like some kind of hamster, no... Guinea Pig...
Myself: eh no
Lanham: 10 seconds
Lanham: Calm down
Myself: Hmm, they have been real scarce lately
Lanham: BReath
Lanham: 5 seconds
Lanham: 4 seconds
Lanham: 3 seconds
Myself: Especially in the San Francisco Area
Lanham: 2 seconds
Lanham: =)
Lanham: 1 second
Myself: Gerbils
Lanham: That is correct
Myself: Wow, how long have they been extinct now
Lanham: When did Dh hit puberty
Lanham: *damns the question mark*
Lanham: I'm really into AIM tonight. =)
Myself: Damn, how long ago was that. Must have been shortlived, thanks to Seren
Lanham: Well he was 22 when it finally hit
Myself: Damn, he must have been El Pizza Facio
Lanham: I believe Dh is almost 25
Myself: Now, is he at the peak of the menstrual cycle?
Lanham: Most likely
Lanham: Maybe that could explain it
Myself: Yeah, it all makes sense now.
Myself: I think I will use this convo for FFCrap
Lanham: Go ahead
Lanham: Send it to FB see if he uses it
Myself: hehe
Myself: I don't think he likes me.
Lanham: Why is that?
Myself: I dunno, I think he is just bored by my try-to-be-funny presence
Lanham: He told me that he thought that you were going to be the next Unibomber
Lanham: Try
Myself: Try what
Lanham: You're trying to be me
Lanham: Did you apply for a BFF staff pos.?
Myself: Yes, to no avail
Lanham: He didn't hire you?
Myself: Nope
Lanham: He sad he would hire ANYONE
Myself: well, no luck for me
Lanham: I didn't try
For the actual conversation file, click here.
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