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Excuse me, Have I fucked you yet?

Would you like to see my circumcision scar?

I have a two minute recovery time.

Didn't I do your sister?

Hey baby, how about a Pizza and a Fuck? ... What's up? Don't you like

pizza?

Hi My name is Justin, how do you like me so far?

Gesture with your finger for her to "come here"... When she gets to

you, ask " Do you always come when someone fingers you?"

Are you as good as your mother?

I'd like to tickle your belly button, from the inside...

I cum in 5 seconds, you won't even know I was there.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the

first thing that pops up!

They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends

sometimes have to part.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your

pants.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

With one touch I could make you make sounds which only a dog would hear!

Yo. You'll do.

Pardon me, but I am writing a phone Book - can I have your number?

You Look So innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you

will always have a seat.

Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and

talk to me!

Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

My place.....Eight o'clock......bring a friend.

I couldn't help myself. They were so big and round and beautiful, I

just had to touch them! Then she started screaming "My eyes!, My eyes!"

and ruined the mood.

Those are some nice jeans you have on. Ya think I can talk you out of

them?

Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell

people we did anyway?

That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd

"becoming" too.

[Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]

Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

Do you want to see something swell?

Drop 'em!

NOW, BITCH!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak

heart.

So....How am I doin'?

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but

you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I

had to tell you."

A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"

You: "Do you have the energy?"

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed,

subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a

feed bag!

Beauty is only a light switch away...

Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm gonna rape you! Just kidding, what's your name?

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you

right here!

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Can I flirt with you?

I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Hi! Can I buy you a car?

I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every

4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?

You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

Hey baby...infect me!

Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Be unique and different, say yes.

If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart

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